Yes! Yes! Fricking yes!

What is Japanese?

I feel represented!

I wanna just exist on a couch with the sun hitting me and sleep happily

Awww who's a pretty kitty!

Did you turn it off then on again?

There are girl sysadmin too meow

Pfft I'm on DND 24/7/365/eternity. I get to it when I get to it. I don't care to have to look at phone every 30 seconds on everything.

Strangely, it might start to glow as I eat.

You know too much! Yah I go to the refrigerator and open door and take a quick look cause of boredom alone.

I'll take the sword that glows brightly while hungry. Given I always feel hungry, I'll blind everyone then stab them.

Fun fact, you can actually tell how the economy is doing based off sex workers tips and income. It's actually more reliable than any other financial marker.