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[–] BugleFingers@lemmy.world 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Mine has a double triangle, I am the triforce

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[–] Sendpicsofsandwiches@sh.itjust.works 18 points 1 month ago

God damn it

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 17 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Well I've learned one thing from this thread: Either Lemmy is mostly white people or almost everyone else isn't silly enough to to take a photo of their arm.

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[–] klemptor@startrek.website 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Rut roh... I've got three of them.

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago

The chosen one!

[–] Schorsch@feddit.org 17 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Welcome to survivor bias land.
(I don't have it.)

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[–] Johandea@feddit.nu 17 points 1 month ago

Yep, it's there alright

[–] spongeborgcubepants@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago

Wtf

[–] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 16 points 1 month ago

Hey quick question what the fuck

[–] gmtom@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago

Bro wtf

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 15 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

'85 and I don't have this freckle.

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[–] Cock_Inspecting_Asexual@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I dont have it, Im black, I got one on my bicep tho!!!

Can I join the club now??

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[–] Geometrinen_Gepardi@sopuli.xyz 14 points 1 month ago (4 children)

This is awakening a sort of core memory in me. It was some vaccination wasn't it?

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[–] olafurp@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Born in 90's freckle confirmed

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[–] Alph4d0g@discuss.tchncs.de 13 points 1 month ago

New photo challenge. If you were born after 1990 but are older than 18 {legal rider} and have two x chromosomes, you likely have two large features on your chest.

[–] tanisnikana@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago

HOW IN THE FUCK

[–] Krzd@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago

AYO Wtf

[–] Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I'm in the club. Is there a handshake?

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

You just rub your spots together.

[–] sidekickplayah@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 1 month ago

Motherfucker...

[–] Professorozone@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Me too! WTF? Why? I mean I can see that statistical it may just be a thing, but mine is exactly in the right spot.

[–] Asclepiaz@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (5 children)

90s rep

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[–] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It's actually weird how I have the left forearm freckle, but nothing on the right arm. Is it from sticking your arm out while driving or something??

I don't even drive though so

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[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I've reported you to the police.

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[–] ThePyroPython@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago

(looks at arms)

Now listen here you little shit!

[–] Pacmanlives@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Sorry was born in the 80s so I don’t have this but have a cigarette burn from when my parent thought the window was open and it wasn’t and tried to flick there butt out the window for it to only go back at me. We laughed it off

[–] Flocklesscrow@lemm.ee 12 points 1 month ago

Remarkably ubiquitous, it would seem, for children of the 80s.

Kids these days will never know the widespread, culturally accepted casual disregard for general safety, as it was. Which is probably for the best.

[–] macrocarpa@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago

Wtf

[–] dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Yep. Me too.

[–] dodgy_bagel@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 1 month ago

I got a lot more than just the one. I've got so many freckles I have to undress to see my OG skin tone.

[–] mombutt_long_and_low@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago

This is blowing my mind. I have one in the EXACT SAME spot.

[–] Vivendi@lemmy.zip 10 points 1 month ago

YO WTF?

[–] yetAnotherUser@discuss.tchncs.de 10 points 1 month ago

But that's not a freckle??? That's a mole

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