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[-] ptz@dubvee.org 21 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

If it's as intuitive as the check engine lights we have today, it could mean anything from a slightly dirty plasma conduit to 'the warp core is mid-breach'.

[-] bionicjoey@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 year ago

They better run a level 1 diagnostic to figure it out

[-] rookeh@geddit.social 3 points 1 year ago

Core breach would be a flashing CEL.

[-] marcos@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

You know, now that it's being discussed... with all the LCD screens in a modern car, it should show you the problem already instead of that bullshit light.

[-] AbidingOhmsLaw@lemmy.ml 20 points 1 year ago
[-] BarrelAgedBoredom@lemm.ee 12 points 1 year ago

Easy there, Shax

[-] aeronmelon@lemm.ee 17 points 1 year ago

The "check dilithium chamber" light has been on since Starbase 34.

[-] Stamets@startrek.website 12 points 1 year ago

Just imagining Tom Paris rocking up, shoving Geordie out of the way, and starting a lecture on 20th century earth automobiles.

[-] dingus@lemmy.ml 8 points 1 year ago

Geordi: It's nothing to worry about really, Data. If we were on the original NCC-1701, this would be a bigger deal, but on modern models like ours, we can probably safely ignore this for a while.

I think it means you need to reverse the polarity of something. Or do something with auxillary power.

[-] CeruleanRuin@lemmings.world 7 points 1 year ago

Better eject the warp core immediately.

[-] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 year ago

The ship has been rearranged in design with both warp core engines aimed in two different angles for maximum efficiency.

[-] ryan@the.coolest.zone 5 points 1 year ago

If it's anything like my vehicle, they forgot to securely tighten the ~~gas~~ dilithium cap after refueling.

[-] fiah@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 1 year ago

the mass tachyon flow sensor has been acting up again

[-] LucyLastic@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 year ago

"... and for some reason the ODB 2 connector is under your console on the bridge, Data. You have to take the ashtray out to get to it." - Geordie, probably

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

It's clearly an experimental Romulan warship.

[-] Anticorp@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 year ago

Time to realign something or reverse some polarity somewhere.

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