I became disappointed when I zoomed in to realize she had a wallet chain and not a sproingy yellow coiled lanyard thing that was somehow attached to her phone. (Sorry, Amazon link: One of these)
I don’t know why. I guess I just thought the idea was kind of cute and fun. This dad-fucking, bacon grease swilling, subway texter uses a cute little bouncy cord thing to keep her phone handy, amidst an otherwise austere getup - just a zany detail to contrast with the rest. Alas. Just a boring ass wallet chain.

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[-] Varyk@sh.itjust.works 22 points 2 weeks ago

is your dad... the greasy strangler!

for the blissfully ignorant:

https://youtu.be/k0sk7QsZF64?si=Vkd8NV2zXI-GKq-i

Even the trailer is completely demented.

It's worth watching if you like. really really weird shit, I can't say I've ever seen anything exactly like it before.

[-] fistac0rpse@fedia.io 6 points 2 weeks ago

Bullshit artist!

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[-] mightyfoolish@lemmy.world 17 points 2 weeks ago

Clearly, our fathers are trying to give her a massive heart attack before our mothers hear about this lady's affairs.

[-] hesusingthespiritbomb@lemmy.world 15 points 2 weeks ago

If you reversed the gender on this you'd the comment section would be a combination of roasting the hypothetical dude and complaining how trashy the shirt is.

I don't even think the double standard is related to sexism. I think you're all horny degenerates who are emotionally stunted to the point where any woman implying anything sexual breaks your mind.

[-] needanke@feddit.org 24 points 2 weeks ago

I think you underestimate how gay lemmy is.

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[-] filtoid@lemmy.ml 15 points 2 weeks ago

I actually disagree with that, if I saw a larger gentleman wearing this I'd feel proud of him for owning his thing with self-depracating humour, and think it was funny, the same as I do here.