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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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[–] A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world 191 points 1 month ago (1 children)

"Dude who's in denial about being bisexual has hobosexual relationship with another man, is shocked that they developed feelings"

Yeah that 100% checks out actually

[–] JohnWorks@sh.itjust.works 121 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] Omniraptor@lemm.ee 20 points 1 month ago (1 children)

depressingly common, was even more common before we let women have rights

[–] absentbird@lemm.ee 32 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

'we let' women have rights? Women fought tooth and nail for years to get those rights, and assholes are still trying to claw them away; fuck, there's places in the US right now where women are dying because their access to healthcare has been sabotaged by a supreme court that reinterpreted the constitution to remove their rights.

[–] Omniraptor@lemm.ee 23 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

"we" in this case could be the American government in general and the supreme court specifically. The fact that such an important right was "granted" by a decision of nine random schmucks and can be taken away by another decision (rather than being a law) is not a great look for that government.

But you're right that it was not the best phrasing. Activism is extremely important esp on more local levels

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[–] bilb@lem.monster 171 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Straight but being bi unlocks additional dialog options

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[–] baduhai@sopuli.xyz 158 points 1 month ago (2 children)

straight but bi when it benefits me

Brother, you're bi.

[–] turtlepower@lemm.ee 63 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Could be bisexual, heteroromantic, but doesn't know that's a thing.

[–] Infynis@midwest.social 17 points 1 month ago

That's exactly what it looks like

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[–] Nojustice@lemmy.ml 88 points 1 month ago (5 children)

I can't believe no one else said this but I feel it's necessary...

Fake and gay

[–] TJDetweiler@lemmy.ca 75 points 1 month ago

Queer and insincere, even.

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[–] nutsack@lemmy.world 61 points 1 month ago (1 children)

being a fuck toy for free rent. holy fucking based

[–] Peruvian_Skies@sh.itjust.works 74 points 1 month ago (3 children)

I've heard it called being "homelessexual"

[–] booly@sh.itjust.works 40 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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[–] Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 58 points 1 month ago (1 children)

What the fuck did I just read.

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[–] VelvetStorm@lemmy.world 51 points 1 month ago (17 children)

Can't tell if oop is transman or transwoman or cis guy on hrt. No matter which one they are still bi and should just learn to accept it.

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[–] tacosanonymous@lemm.ee 50 points 1 month ago (2 children)

"You telling me the man who try to put a rubber fist in my anus was a homosexual?"

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What no pussy does to a mf

[–] Shard@lemmy.world 46 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Fake and Gay

Gay, Anon is gay

Fake, Anon claims to be straight

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[–] Soup@lemmy.cafe 42 points 1 month ago (2 children)

TIL people still believe 4chan bullshit is real.

[–] davidagain@lemmy.world 23 points 1 month ago

It might not always be a window into how other people live, but it is always a window into what other people think about.

[–] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 19 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Every greentext is based in some reality

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[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 40 points 1 month ago (2 children)

What in the 4chan bullshit is this?

[–] Dogiedog64@lemmy.world 45 points 1 month ago (8 children)

Anon is a closeted bi and open femboy, and just doesn't want to admit he likes it. Meanwhile, he's totally fine being someone's FB for free rent, but also feels guilty that he is kinda messing with his other friends in the meantime.

Basically, Anon is a moron.

[–] CleoTheWizard@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Sounds more to me like anon isn’t romantically attracted to men but is sexually. Which is very confusing if you don’t have words for it but that simple language/label would solve anons problems

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[–] Soup@lemmy.cafe 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It’s exactly that. 4chan bullshit.

[–] Comment105@lemm.ee 16 points 1 month ago

> writes gay fanfic with really weird twists
> wtf, gay shit is fucking weird

[–] itslilith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 38 points 1 month ago (5 children)

Is self-identified cis people getting HRT a thing? I'm genuinely curious, I assume it's all DIY, right? In any case, that was a wild ride

[–] psivchaz@reddthat.com 37 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Yeah a cis dude might get testosterone if his normal testosterone is low. I assume there's something similar for women. I don't think that's what this guy is talking about though.

[–] EldritchFeminity@lemmy.blahaj.zone 32 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It's fairly common for women to start taking estrogen post menopause because their estrogen levels drop, and that can cause issues like losing bone density. I believe HRT was originally developed specifically for that reason, and it was only later that they tried using it to treat gender dysphoria.

But in this case, they specifically call out being a femboy on HRT, which I think pretty clearly says that they're on estrogen for that female figure. Whether it's DIY or just informed consent is anyone's guess, though.

[–] loaExMachina@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (7 children)

That's one possibility I thought off, but there's another one: He says he's straight, but doesn't mention being cis, so he could be a trans man taking testosterone (HRT isn't necessarily estrogens).

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[–] Omniraptor@lemm.ee 19 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

wonder how some of the greedier telehealth hrt providers (not naming names but it's all on Google) would react if someone straight up said "I'm cis but want to be more attractive to a certain demographic, gimme the femboy pills". I'd give 70/30 they'd eventually agree.

p.s. personally I think hrt should be maximally cheap and sold over the counter.

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[–] recklessengagement@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago

I know a straight cis femboy who wants to take HRT - I dont fully understand it, but I respect its his right to do what he wants with his body and identify however he pleases.

Some people just want more customization options I guess

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[–] Dyskolos@lemmy.zip 36 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (18 children)

Had this friend who swears he was straight. But. He loved dicks, coz they're "so aethetical" and despised vajayjays coz "they're disgusting axe-wounds". When i dared saying he sounds more gay than straight he was furiously pissed and in the end quit the friendship coz I'm just "straightphobe" and seeing gays everywhere.

I didn't really know - being a logical being - how to react to all of this. He was dead serious. Even offered to suck me off and got pissed that i declined due to not being bi nor gay.

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[–] kandoh@reddthat.com 30 points 1 month ago

I've known a lot of gay and asexual women that end up in this exact scenario

[–] MBM@lemmings.world 26 points 1 month ago (5 children)

straight men don't cum when getting fucked in the ass by a man

???

[–] davidagain@lemmy.world 28 points 1 month ago (5 children)

Straight men have prostates too. If the other guy has great technique, who knows what could happen!

In other news, greentexts are sometimes a bit of a wild ride, and I maintain that the best ones always are.

Humanity. We're a diverse bunch. We really really are.

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[–] ikidd@lemmy.world 23 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I'm so confused. I think I'm just going to go soak in the tub and stare at my toes.

[–] match@pawb.social 17 points 1 month ago (3 children)

op is pretty fucking based ngl

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[–] Asidonhopo@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago

Greece was 3000 years early to OPs game

[–] fushuan@lemm.ee 13 points 1 month ago (7 children)

When they say femboy they mean that they are a trans man that doesn't present itself as manly enough or a trans female that hasn't transitioned that much yet?

In one of those cases being into dudes would be being straight.

[–] Peruvian_Skies@sh.itjust.works 34 points 1 month ago (11 children)

No, a femboy is a feminine boy. They usually crossdress or at least dress androginously. They don't necessarily want to transition or take HRT (although this one does).

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