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[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 42 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It's just a permit not a license which means for the first 6 months, he can only fuck monsters while with a licenced monster fucker to supervise.

[–] Lemongrab@lemmy.one 18 points 1 month ago

And in daylight.

[–] jinarched@lemm.ee 37 points 1 month ago

Oooh, right, the permit. The permit for monsters, the permit chosen especially to fuck monsters. Monsters fucker permit.

[–] _tinker_@lemmy.world 32 points 1 month ago

"Oh yeah, we're all coming together."

[–] PugJesus@lemmy.world 24 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I can't help but feel this is topical

[–] glizzyguzzler@lemmy.blahaj.zone 21 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It’s a PSA, gotta have a license in the UK

[–] Xanthrax@lemmy.world 18 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

You have to have a license to have sex with Prince Andrew now?

[–] ultrahamster64@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago

Me when I hear something in the closet

[–] dragonfucker@lemmy.nz 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] HEXN3T@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Holy shit I'm reading drag comment history and I think I found my new spirit animal

[–] dragonfucker@lemmy.nz 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Is your username a reference to Hexcorp?

[–] HEXN3T@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 month ago

Nah, it's my own sort of brand name. Hexagon's my favourite shape, N3T = network, stylised. Also made my own original logo! Split into REDH3X, GRNH3X, BLUH3X, CYNH3X.. etc.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

Tumblr is leaking again..

[–] Technus@lemmy.zip 8 points 1 month ago

What's the best place to find monsterfuckers to date? I'm not one but my ex was, and she was insatiable.