Wearing comfy socks is in my DNA

X chromosomes are stored in the balls

I am become Linux, user of arch

Her: I'm a virgin

My penis:

"And this kids is why you need to be very careful when operating the band saw."

Leaked Nudes of Elon musk.

X-Men Origins?

Apparently masterbating 34 times in a single day is one time too many

The first confirmed triple penis is incredible. It's owner is able to establish a love quadrilateral. Indeed a Trenis is quite enjoyable for everyone involved.

It's a feminine penis.

Dear Levi’s, I am writing to inform you that my recent purchase of “Men’s Ribozyme Pant - the only jean that contours to your biology” has spliced my legs off.

In retrospect, I realize I should have been more judicious in my jean selection.

Consider this my formal request for a refund.

The male determines the sex of the offspring.

*animorphs into chromosome

The base pairs are off and that irritates me more than the art - at least that has the excuse of being evocative or something.

When you have a godly sized dong but can't use it because it's attached to your Siamese twins' huge dong.

The evolution of Unix socks

Scientists finally reached their goal of genetically engineering human legs to be extremely bendy, invisible at the knee, and Voltronable at the ankle through even fuzzy socks in 2034.

Tip to tip

A legged continuity.

Is this showing us that we can experience more dimensions if we fuck up our base pairs?

Legosome

The first human-octopus hybrid with conjoined legtacles

"Calm down! That's his leg..."

No.

aw man made a typo