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[-] spirinolas@lemmy.world 11 points 1 hour ago

Somebody should write a small book about this. You could put it in the bathroom and read it while taking a shit.

[-] problematicPanther@lemmy.world 100 points 4 hours ago

This is what we're training LLMs on.

[-] N0body@lemmy.dbzer0.com 22 points 2 hours ago

"AI," what should I do about being constipated?

Painfully stretch your rectum to gaping in order to accommodate your constipation.

[-] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 2 points 12 minutes ago

That is called impaction removal, and I have done that to people for fun and profit.

[-] VitabytesDev@feddit.nl 9 points 2 hours ago

We have finally found The Forbidden Knowledge

[-] tacosanonymous@lemm.ee 48 points 5 hours ago

This lady claims to be an expert but doesn’t even mention the poop knife?!

[-] FearfulSalad@ttrpg.network 44 points 4 hours ago

The poop knife is irrelevant until and unless one plans to flush, which this question did not ask.

Also, why do you assume the nurse is a lady?

[-] Poem_for_your_sprog@lemmy.world 5 points 1 hour ago

Why is every comment after this removed?

[-] FearfulSalad@ttrpg.network 7 points 44 minutes ago

I think it turned into some amount of shit slinging that stopped being relevant to the shit at hand. I'm guessing mods decided to close that sphincter before the verbal diarrhea overflowed the rim of the post ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[-] fossilesque@mander.xyz 1 points 32 minutes ago

Poop canon confirmed.

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[-] Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 107 points 6 hours ago

Reddit certainly did have it's moments, didn't it?

[-] itsnotits@lemmy.world 19 points 4 hours ago
[-] Wiz@midwest.social 8 points 1 hour ago
[-] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 5 points 1 hour ago

Reddit was better when the community did actually enforce basic grammar.

[-] Azuth@lemmy.today 40 points 5 hours ago

I'll always remember the kid who broke both his arms and his helpful mom.

[-] Darkenfolk@dormi.zone 2 points 1 hour ago

Impressive that he still managed to break his mom with two broken arms.

[-] BakerBagel@midwest.social 3 points 2 hours ago

Between that and Colby, you have the full spectrum of Reddit sexual encounters.

[-] kameecoding@lemmy.world 3 points 2 hours ago

I prefer putting whores before descartes.

[-] Kalkaline@leminal.space 26 points 4 hours ago

Was that because of the same reminders over and over, every other thread?

[-] Xiisadaddy@lemmygrad.ml 2 points 2 hours ago

See i have IBS so i already knew this as i experience it first hand weekly.

[-] Allero@lemmy.today 1 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

As someone who tangentially studies IBS, have you tried to follow a low-FODMAP diet? It doesn't remove everything, but makes it easier and is currently the best approach according to studies.

[-] Xiisadaddy@lemmygrad.ml 1 points 40 minutes ago

I have a lot of dietary restrictions to make it better. A bit of constipation is actually a huge improvement for me as ive been to the ER multiple times because i was emptying my entire digestive tract and literally passing out from the pain. I have some significant intolerance's too like gluten(could be Oligosaccharides idk), and eggs which restrict me a lot in what i can have. FODMAP is a bit complicated because its like a grouping of different things and some of them i have no problem with, or are actually beneficial while others do mess me up. Like Sugar Alcohols like Xylitol actually help i have a really expensive gum thats pure xylitol and it helps to keep my digestion normal. Altho too much can be a problem. Its really complicated and weird. Like one thing ive figured out recently is if i take NSAIDs for a couple days it triggers a really bad episode. So i try to avoid them in general now but if i had to i just would not use them for too long.

[-] EffortlessEffluvium@lemm.ee 11 points 4 hours ago

TIL my butthole is a PlayDo’h Fun Factory…

[-] li10@feddit.uk 59 points 6 hours ago

I don’t know about anyone else, but I’ve had moments of pure despair as I feel like one’s gonna tear me in half.

A real porcelain shatterer.

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