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Tough Shit (mander.xyz)

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[-] doingthestuff@lemmy.world 3 points 39 minutes ago

I think the question OP didn't want to ask was, "does all of this dick in my ass affect my poops?"

[-] FabledAepitaph@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

Great

[-] BurningRiver@beehaw.org 10 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

the bowel is wider than your asshole

imagining a nurse using the word “asshole” to explain it to a regular person is just hilarious to me.

[-] spirinolas@lemmy.world 27 points 6 hours ago

Somebody should write a small book about this. You could put it in the bathroom and read it while taking a shit.

[-] hactar42@lemmy.world 3 points 40 minutes ago

For those of us that pooped before smart phones, there was a book series called Uncle John's Bathroom Reader. I could totally see them have a section dedicated to this.

[-] Olgratin_Magmatoe@lemmy.world 5 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

"The Art of Defecation - How to turn your anatomy into a brown (f)art factory"

It could have an entire chapter just on fiber maxing:

https://i.imgur.com/zmtuVg1.png

Another could be on shit polishing with the mythbusters method.

[-] nexguy@lemmy.world 3 points 1 hour ago

The Fart of the Deal

[-] Olgratin_Magmatoe@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

Would assuredly be a step up in quality

[-] problematicPanther@lemmy.world 167 points 9 hours ago

This is what we're training LLMs on.

[-] desktop_user@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 3 hours ago

good, it beats the incompetent assholes that just tell you not to do things when you ask them how to do them just because they are harmful.

[-] LazaroFilm@lemmy.world 1 points 26 minutes ago

Don’t tell people not to do things. It’s harmful.

[-] N0body@lemmy.dbzer0.com 35 points 7 hours ago

"AI," what should I do about being constipated?

Painfully stretch your rectum to gaping in order to accommodate your constipation.

[-] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 6 points 5 hours ago

That is called impaction removal, and I have done that to people for fun and profit.

[-] Wanderer@lemm.ee 3 points 4 hours ago

Thank god for that.

Imagine if LLM were made in Oxford in the 1950's.

It be trained on the fucking Iliad and Shakespeare.

[-] yogurtwrong@lemmy.world 5 points 4 hours ago

Thankfully it's being trained on some real intellectual discourse like your rectum getting stretched out by rock hard shit instead of that garbage

[-] ddplf@szmer.info 15 points 8 hours ago

Hey Alexa, please examine my rectum

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[-] tacosanonymous@lemm.ee 65 points 10 hours ago

This lady claims to be an expert but doesn’t even mention the poop knife?!

[-] FearfulSalad@ttrpg.network 61 points 9 hours ago

The poop knife is irrelevant until and unless one plans to flush, which this question did not ask.

Also, why do you assume the nurse is a lady?

[-] Flocklesscrow@lemm.ee 14 points 4 hours ago

"gaping rectum" is distinctly ladylike, no?

[-] Poem_for_your_sprog@lemmy.world 7 points 6 hours ago

Why is every comment after this removed?

[-] FearfulSalad@ttrpg.network 19 points 5 hours ago

I think it turned into some amount of shit slinging that stopped being relevant to the shit at hand. I'm guessing mods decided to close that sphincter before the verbal diarrhea overflowed the rim of the post ¯\_(ツ)_/¯