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submitted 17 hours ago by Maven@lemmy.zip to c/theonion@midwest.social
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[-] HailSeitan@lemmy.world 1 points 3 hours ago

10 years old and still spot on

[-] manucode@infosec.pub 25 points 16 hours ago

Let’s start by recognizing the fact that everyone’s really shown an amazing amount of passion and energy.

[-] Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 15 hours ago

Simply sit back and wait, as thousands of years of continuous sectarian warfare tend to have a way of simmering down by themselves.

[-] NoneOfUrBusiness@fedia.io 2 points 14 hours ago

I know it's satire but I still don't like how The Onion how the Israeli-Palestinian conflict is any older than a century and change.

Before that there ware plenty of other wars in the region.

[-] Adkml@hexbear.net 9 points 16 hours ago

Unflinching American support for Israel hasn’t gone over well with neighboring countries, so the U.S. should try acting somewhat hesitant before handing the Israeli government billions of dollars.

This is literally the dems current plan lmao gotta be about that time of the week for another article about Biden calling netenyaho "a real sunovabitch" or whatever

Actually I feel like there's been less of those articles, is Biden doing literally anything day to day at this point? They sure as shit aren't gonna let him campaign.

[-] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 3 points 10 hours ago

Sometimes I wonder if he died lol

this post was submitted on 17 Oct 2024
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