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Spooky 👻 Halloween 🎃 Dark 🦇 Horror 🔪 Memes

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Found this at Meijer (xpost) (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) by Marduk73@sh.itjust.works to c/spooky_memes@lemmy.world

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So wrong...

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[–] rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 8 points 3 weeks ago

I think I read that fanfic.

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

They don't have a jolly rancher in the middle, do they?

[–] capt_wolf@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (3 children)

Jesus... Even here on Lemmy that story haunts us...🤮

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

It just kinda lodges way in the back, ya know? Drops out when you least expect it. Seemed festive to mention it, though. 🤷🏼‍♂️🤪🎃🤮👻

[–] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

This sounds profoundly un-wholesome. I'm dying to know more.

[–] capt_wolf@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

If you're absolutely sure, Google jolly rancher story. It's the first thing to pop up. Giving you ample warning... It's not something you can just unread. There used to be a whole list of copypastas like it. Some things are better left unfound.

[–] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

It's not the worst I've read, but it's definitely an all-timer.

[–] capt_wolf@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

It's definitely no coconut story, or the one with hole in the wall, or even the dumpster maggot one...

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Hol' up. Do you not know of the Jolly Rancher?

[–] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Today I learned.

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 3 weeks ago

Happy Halloween, youngin'!

[–] Konstant@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

Glad I consciously never read that

[–] secret300@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

I know I shouldn't but... What story?

Edit: I googled it and I was expecting worse. Still not safe for life

[–] capt_wolf@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

I mentioned it in one of my other replies. Google jolly rancher story, but don't say I didn't warn you.

[–] Mango@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

😏

[–] Sanctus@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

They're pretty good

[–] match@pawb.social 1 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

you've been sexualizing wednesday addams? i won't even suggest horny jail because I'm sure your world is a hell of your own making

[–] randomdeadguy@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

thank you, yes

[–] stoicmaverick@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

Ya. Why? Who do you fantasize about?

[–] Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca 1 points 3 weeks ago

Hope it's better than that awful cereal.