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[-] Sine_Fine_Belli@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago

Dude, that’s my meme that I made

[-] nuke@sh.itjust.works 1 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Is that a problem? You don't want your meme shared or something? I thought it was great.

[-] n3m37h@sh.itjust.works 80 points 1 week ago

Sad when a comedian has more balls than all of NATO combined

[-] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 25 points 1 week ago
[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 47 points 1 week ago

What the fuck is that artwork?

It’s disrespectful to South Park.

[-] psmgx@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago

Just need to get a little cancer, Stan

[-] Nuke_the_whales@lemmy.world 63 points 1 week ago

You're making it look like it's Ukraine's choice. They're being forced to the nuclear path by the internal enemies within NATO that are fucking everything up

[-] mkwt@lemmy.world 115 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Ukraine gave up those nukes in exchange for security assurances. If Russia is going to go back on its assurance, then Ukraine should be able to go back to the nukes. Fair is fair.

As a former SSR that held nuclear weapons on its territory before 1968, they even oughta be free and clear with respect to the non proliferation treaty.

[-] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 week ago

I been saying this for years, and it's really nice to see someone say this too while also not getting 1000 downvotes. I shed a tear of joy for the new generation

[-] brucethemoose@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

As a former SSR that held nuclear weapons on its territory before 1968, they even oughta be free and clear with respect to the non proliferation treaty.

Is that true? If the worst comes to pass, I wonder what the UN will say (not that it matters...)

[-] jmcs@discuss.tchncs.de 23 points 1 week ago

what the UN will say

"Well, they have nukes now, so international law is now more like international suggestions for them"

[-] mkwt@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago

This is NonCredibleDefense. So it's true if it would be funny if it were true.

[-] brucethemoose@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

In UN

Russia's deligate is beyond furious. Most everyone has an awkward look. China is getting very annoyed with their vassal's war, and someone on the floor:

wringing hands "Well technically its within Ukraine's rights..."

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[-] InverseParallax@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Is that true? If the worst comes to pass, I wonder what the UN will say (not that it matters...)

[-] ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works 34 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

It's a bold move but I don't see it changing the outcome of the ongoing war. If Ukraine could build long-range ballistic missiles in the near future, I think they could regain the advantage even without any nuclear warheads. Nuclear warheads would not be useful without those ballistic missiles.

(What would happen if Ukraine did have nuclear-armed ballistic missiles but Russia refused to withdraw from Ukrainian territory? I don't foresee Ukraine actually nuking Russia, even in those circumstances.)

[-] caboose2006@lemmy.ca 39 points 1 week ago

A truck can deliver a nuke. Just pack it in cat litter and drive it onto that bridge in Crimea. Should knock that stupid thing out finally.

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[-] Passerby6497@lemmy.world 19 points 1 week ago

Fuck it, give them a Davy Crocket and then you don't need no stinkin' ballistic missiles.

[-] zakobjoa@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago

While I agree with your second argument that Russia would probably just call them on their bluff, I don't think they'd need long range ballistic missiles. They seem to operate on russian soil a lot, and you could put a big nuke into a larger van easily.

[-] nuke@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

That's why it shouldn't be a bluff. Fucking nook em

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[-] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 25 points 1 week ago

Tankies will be in here supporting nuclear options unironically.

[-] InverseParallax@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

No they won't!

They supported nuclear options only so long as their cock-holster putin was the only one with said option.

Now it becomes 'Everyone has to forcefully disarm a rogue nuclear state for Russia!' or some other bs.

Give them time, their talking points are slow over the weekend.

[-] humblebun@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 week ago

Why, why Mr. Zelensky, don't you develop nuclear weapons like other nations: in silence?

[-] PostingInPublic@lemmy.world 37 points 1 week ago

No development required, I think they can open a drawer somewhere and pick one of several soviet designs. If they want a nuke, they can build one right away.

It would cost them the support of their allies, however, and they cannot afford that.

It's saber rattling.

[-] brucethemoose@lemmy.world 21 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

The support may be dropping away anyway.

Imagine a right wing US/EU election sweep from Zelensky's point of view. They're going to force Ukraine to capitulate, and in a very lopsided manner that cripples Ukraine forever, hence this could be an actual option/last resort more than a threat.

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[-] Anivia@feddit.org 17 points 1 week ago

Building a nuke is not difficult. Refining the necessary amount of uranium 235, or acquiring plutonium 239 however...

[-] HasturInYellow@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago

He's stated they have the material and could have a nuke within weeks I believe.they have reactors so the material isn't hard to come by really

[-] nuke@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 week ago

Khajiit has wares, if you have coin

[-] brucethemoose@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

The engineering for plutonium nuke is not trivial. A U235 one is dead simple, but they probably have Plutonium from reactors, not U235 from centrifuges.

And yeah, they undoubtedly have Soviet blueprints under a matress somewhere.

[-] InverseParallax@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago

Who do you think designed the Soviet nukes?

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kharkiv_Institute_of_Physics_and_Technology

The Ukrainian Institute of Physics and Technology was the "Laboratory no. 1" for nuclear physics, and was responsible for the first conceptual development of a nuclear bomb in the USSR.[3]: 4 

Russians are inbred drunk morons, which is why everything they tried since the fall has been disastrous, and why we haven't seen su-57s and t-14s in actual combat while the semhat exploded on the pad and their own bombs rained on their soil.

If the war goes on expect them to nuke Moscow by mistake.

[-] Skua@kbin.earth 7 points 1 week ago

Considering how the world's biggest uranium producer by far is Kazakhstan and Russia seems to be actively determined to tank Russian-Kazakh relations, I'm pretty sure they could acquire some

[-] actually@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

It can’t be saber rattling at this stage, it’s a promise.

Maybe one that cannot be kept, but I seriously doubt the allies could stop it if the fronts retract and troops from nato countries are not sent?

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[-] pupbiru@aussie.zone 19 points 1 week ago

nuclear is neither about having, nor using the weapons … it’s about the fear of future use of weapons

silence isn’t helpful in that endeavour

[-] Mio@feddit.nu 15 points 1 week ago

They only need to get rid of one little coward hiding in his bunker - Putin. It would be a whole different story if he was on the front actually fighting because so many Russians die there.

[-] verity_kindle@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 week ago

I wish, but he has lots of people to succeed him, who also piss and shit all over other people's stuff. Can you imagine a female version of Putin? There is one- Maria Belovna, IIRC her name. She is the kamehameha beyotch in charge of stealing children from Ukraine and putting them in "education" camps. Unfortunately she is in her maximum Cartman's Mom years. Not old, not young. I think she, even though a civilian, should be moved up the list for wet work, treated just like a Russian military officer and charged with war crimes in absentia. Car ignition go pop.

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[-] BonerMan@ani.social 10 points 1 week ago
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[-] assaultpotato@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 week ago

Man I thought this was a solid "thanks Obama" use given his weak defense of Crimea brought us directly to this point. Damn.

[-] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

For real, it was imo the most categorically awful geopolitical play he (and Merkel, to boot) made while in office. Like, Neville Chamberlain-grade awful.

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[-] YeetPics@mander.xyz 7 points 1 week ago

Shit, Ukraine should get both nukes and NATO membership.

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