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[–] iAmTheTot@sh.itjust.works 33 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] mosiacmango@lemm.ee 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Meme of wizard walking hand in hand with "fireball" while looking over his shoulder at "wish" passing by the other way.

[–] TotallyNotADolphin@sh.itjust.works 21 points 2 months ago

Mom, can I have Fix This? No, we have Fix this at home.

Fix this at home: Fix boat

[–] Dindonmasker@sh.itjust.works 17 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Points at BBEG : Fix this.
BBEG's mom walks in.

[–] Alexstarfire@lemmy.world 15 points 2 months ago

With a shoe in hand.

[–] courier8377@hexbear.net 14 points 2 months ago

Unknowing warlock whose sworn god just makes it happen

[–] bane_killgrind@slrpnk.net 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)

A wizard archetype that lets you sacrifice known spells for more slots would be sweet

[–] VindictiveJudge@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

I feel like someone was trying to do that with the 3e sorcerer and got either badly out-voted or overruled by someone higher up.

[–] Collatz_problem@hexbear.net 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Pointing at society: Fix this.

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 4 points 2 months ago

returns to monkey

[–] s12@sopuli.xyz 7 points 2 months ago

Points at army: “Fix this!”
Army regresses into infant-hood and is rendered incapable of battle.

Points at own army: “Fix this!”
Army is buffed.

[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 7 points 2 months ago

The much directly scarier version is the "Delet This" wizard.

[–] PyroNeurosis@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 2 months ago

How many times is this just a neuter/spay magic?

[–] s12@sopuli.xyz 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I just realised that this is basically the plot of Redo Of Healer.

[–] hime0321@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

Minus the rape and raping because of being raped.

[–] ShortFuse@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

This is actually a thing in JoJo's Bizarre Adventure (Crazy Diamond). It's fun to see how they can make up cool scenarios with it:

Feats of this nature include trapping an enemy by restoring pieces of a broken crate around him; exposing a Stand formerly bound to an object; and tracking by restoring a severed hand, forcing it to seek out and reattach itself to the body from which it was cut off.

https://jojowiki.com/Crazy_Diamond

[–] Thyrian@ttrpg.network 2 points 1 month ago

Sound more like a cleric kind of thing.

[–] makeshiftreaper@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

This is a little like Mashle except instead of a spell the main character just uses fist to fix every problem