I don’t think Jessica Simpson is the concern here. A judge would definitely grant the petition for someone to change their name if they were named “Blessica Blimpson”. What a derp name.
That poor child will be bullied so hard. Its not like Jessica Simpson evaporated into fkin smoke. Lost to the ashes of time. The internet exists.
Jessica Simpson doesn't even need to exist. Blessica is a stupid enough name on its own. Added to the fact that their last name has the word "blimp" in it and that kid is looking at a life of being made fun of.
Honestly there's no way that kid doesn't get made fun of at least some purely for their last name. Add the first name of blessica and that kid is going to resent the hell out of her parents growing up.
Do you mean the blinternet?
I think that kid (probably fictitious) would get bullied regardless, Blimpson is an extremely unfortunate last name. To the best of my memory, Jessica Simpson was never that cringe, it's less of a problem... or it would be if Blessica wasn't an awful name.
Yeah she was kind of known as not being very smart but otherwise she's been relatively un-scandalous afaik.
She's also a pretty untalented actress
What a Tragedieh
Blagedieh
Her backup name is Michelle Lynn.
I just realized I dated someone with that name as her first and middle name.
Kicking myself that I never realized this obvious joke.
would she have been able to handle the crap that name would draw?
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