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Blessica Blimpson
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The kid needs a middle name:
Blessica Blaykelyn Bimpson
It's a child not a vanity plate
Blessica Blimpson picks up the rice in the church where a wedding has been
Lives in a dream
Ahhhhhh....look at all the blonely bleople...
Sir Oscar Meyer
Wipes the Soylent from his hands as the sandwich was made
NO ONE WAS SAVED
That kids getting bullied no matter what
I refuse to believe this isn't a shitpost
Edit: I need to start reading the communities stuff gets posted in
The original community was namenerds and digging through the original poster's submission history I'm seeing some pretty bad poetry, 90 day fiance content and grieving the death of their parents: all spread out across the past year.
... I don't think it's a shit post.
Nah there's no record of 'Blimpson' being a surname, I call bullshit. But your investigate efforts are appreciated.
Ok.....forget Jessica Simpson. Let's Thanos snap her out of existence, and then Men in Black laserpen flashy thing everyone on earth to forget she ever existed. Everybody on the same page then? Ok, cool. Let's continue.
Ok.....
The name Blessica sucks.
Yeah I think the moral of this story is not to knock-up someone who likes the name Blessica.
someone who likes the name Blessica
I picture this as someone who goes to church a lot, reads romance novels, bakes awesome cookies, and says things like "sounds like somebody's got a case of the Mondays!"
Or whose last name is Blimpson.
I don't think you can "knock-up" a guy.
you can certainly try
Not with that attitude.
We live in the 21st century. Anything is possible. Also, women have last names, too.
Damn :(
With a mace everything is possible.
And malice
I don’t think Jessica Simpson is the concern here. A judge would definitely grant the petition for someone to change their name if they were named “Blessica Blimpson”. What a derp name.
Parenting is for the good of the kids, not the wants of the parents.
Winner winner chicken dinner.
Projecting your views onto your kid only ends up with them resenting you and you feeling like they can't meet expectations.
Some things are non-negotiable: my kids aren't allowed to be disrespectful shit-bagels, but other than that they get to decide who they want to be. I am fortunate enough to get to discover that with them.
would she have been able to handle the crap that name would draw?
That poor child will be bullied so hard. Its not like Jessica Simpson evaporated into fkin smoke. Lost to the ashes of time. The internet exists.
Jessica Simpson doesn't even need to exist. Blessica is a stupid enough name on its own. Added to the fact that their last name has the word "blimp" in it and that kid is looking at a life of being made fun of.
Honestly there's no way that kid doesn't get made fun of at least some purely for their last name. Add the first name of blessica and that kid is going to resent the hell out of her parents growing up.
Do you mean the blinternet?
I think that kid (probably fictitious) would get bullied regardless, Blimpson is an extremely unfortunate last name. To the best of my memory, Jessica Simpson was never that cringe, it's less of a problem... or it would be if Blessica wasn't an awful name.
Yeah she was kind of known as not being very smart but otherwise she's been relatively un-scandalous afaik.
What a Tragedieh
Blagedieh
Her backup name is Michelle Lynn.
I just realized I dated someone with that name as her first and middle name.
Kicking myself that I never realized this obvious joke.
this post was submitted on 26 Oct 2024
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