Here's an idea, it's called the Satire Quiz. You're shown random political cartoons and Tweets and you have to determine whether it's supposed to be a joke or if it's earnest.

Had weird sex dreams, kind of wish I remembered what they were about

Happy men :shy:

Nothing is more infuriating than pausing a video and then going to sleep only to wake up and find the pause didn't actually take so the video ran through and you've got no clue where you actually left oft

Man every time I wake up and go to xitter there's a new miniature food discourse on there, this time I literally dont even know what the fuck is going on, some american I follow is trying to dunk on comically wide and flat german schnitzels but that should literally be like american appealing, its breaded and fried meat idk what the problem is.

Idk if its offensive to the american brain that its comically thin rather than comically thick or something.

Dunno if this is an intentional point but I love how in Gundam Zeta the issue of child soldiers has gone from a moral one that gets swiftly brushed aside to just 100% a matter of practicality like "damn, all our child soldier prodigys need father figures and we didn't teach any of that in officer school, this is tough."

the last specimen John Riccitiello sees outside his car door window as he pulls up to the Unity offices for another day of enshittification

Handled something spicy, should probably wash my hands before touching my eyes or dick without thinking

12th century vaush be like: Tankies deny atrocities being committed against Christians in the holy land, and say it's all a bizarre conspiracy theory made up by the Byzantine emperor to retake his lost territory. The REAL leftist position is to send our excess grain to the lord's armies so that we may retake Jerusalem for Christendom

I think the optometrist I went to has a broken messaging system, because it has now been 3 weeks since I ordered glasses from them, so I am going to go there today and shrimply ask if they have arrived yet.

I don't think this lemmy poster intended for the comments to be full of people dreaming of how they would contribute to a commune lol

https://lemmy.ml/post/4934274?scrollToComments=true

a lot of the comments were honestly heartwarming to read

the post is by a lemmy.world user so hexbear can't see it

President of the United Auto Workers union, Shawn Fain

As someone whose only coding experience was customizing her MySpace profile like 20 years ago now, scripting interactions between NPCs at big moments in my New Vegas mod has been the most frustrating part of the whole thing 😠

i think that some of the site banner texts are actually not that funny

Watching Fionna and Cake and Im really loving it lol. Idk how they keep doing it but the adventure time folks really keep making banger after banger.

The only bad part so far has been that they recast Prismo, which was apparently the fault of Kumail's agent telling them no, even though he really loves Prismo, so they fucked up bad lmao. The new guy doing his voice does a decent job but it's just not the same.

TRUE LOVE IS POSSIBLE ONLY IN THE NEXT WORLD--FOR NEW PEOPLE

IT IS TOO LATE FOR US

WREAK HAVOC ON THE MIDDLE CLASS

The only reason Hasan does so well on Twitch is that he resembles young Stalin.

80 percent sure the cute girl at the bougie overpriced deli near my job I go to sometimes was flirting with me today and holy shit this is the exact confidence boost i needed rn lmfao. got a name but nothing more than that. gotta tread cautiously since someone being on the clock can very easily be in harassment territory if you're not delicate and respectful about shit (very much worth noting that I was just chilling and she's the one who struck up the convo with me so I think I'm in the clear for now)

The first union in the state for dispensaries popped up the other day. Honestly surprised Teamsters picked them up with federal laws, I'd expect feds to destroy weed unions with federal enforcement. Banks won't even take dispo money right now.

Making employers go fuckin crazy though :/ my girlfriend works in weed and I'm pretty sure they're trying to fire people who hang out with each other outside of work there.

no fap measures walter

Whats up Hexbearers, Hexbearinists, Hexbearachists, Hexbearicals, Hexbearicans, Hexbearombians, Hexbearologists and Hexbearisticians

25 minutes until I get to go home

Umm all critics are actually paid off so i can say the prequels are peak fiction

it is september 15 and stalin saved the world from fascism