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[-] Evilsandwichman@hexbear.net 53 points 4 days ago

Republicans hearing this be like "Wow, he's stupid just like me!"

[-] REgon@hexbear.net 6 points 3 days ago

relatable tbh

[-] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 48 points 4 days ago

All of these fucking ghouls fanatasize about shooting their neighbors.

[-] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 30 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

And it's inversely contagious, the more of these people exist who fantasize about shooting their neighbors, the more I have to at least entertain the possibility of being shot by my neighbors

[-] hotspur@hexbear.net 48 points 4 days ago

He totally didn’t do any of this.

[-] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 32 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

I don't know, the way he jumped at the chance to maybe be an action movie character, only to execute it with childlike enthusiasm and ineptitude, rings very true for this type of guy

[-] Flyberius@hexbear.net 23 points 3 days ago

So he abandoned his family to go protect his house? That's hilarious

[-] FunkyStuff@hexbear.net 41 points 4 days ago

Every JD Vance receiving news story involves him interrupting family moments. The other one was when Trump called him in to tell him he was gonna be VP and he told his son to shut up about Pokemon. That's wild.

[-] ElChapoDeChapo@hexbear.net 25 points 4 days ago

The man just wants an excuse to not spend time with his kids

[-] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 35 points 3 days ago

This is one of those stories where if the story is true it's even more fucking embarrassing. pathetic

[-] Palacegalleryratio@hexbear.net 32 points 3 days ago

I don’t know if it’s just the wording, but it sounds like he left his wife and kids behind. In which case that’s a hilarious “fight or flight response” to flee, leaving behind your family to save your own skin. Very alpha. lol, lamo even.

[-] REgon@hexbear.net 2 points 3 days ago

just like in Force Majeure so-true

[-] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 32 points 4 days ago

Yeah man sentries don't pick a position and reinforce/camouflage it, they stand right behind their presumably normal-strength door with 30 guns on a table, occasionally peeking out the blinds. You're basically an operator.

Also lol@ him just leaving his family at mini-golf, just noticed thag

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 19 points 4 days ago

He got the bat signal from Trump's ear getting blown off and said fuck your mini golf you stupid little shits to his kids.

[-] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 16 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Eyewitnesses say the vice presidential candidate then jumped into his car before accelerating out of the parking lot so fast that his facial features appeared to become distorted by the speed. Security camera footage from the venue has corroborated this account:

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 23 points 4 days ago

So funny how they all thought it was Iranian super soldier assassins and it turned out to be just a lone 20-something groyper.

[-] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 16 points 4 days ago

there was a split second where I was worried that last sentence was going to go in a The Mist direction

[-] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 15 points 4 days ago

second-plane A second, third, fouth assassination attempt has occured. Try to stoke the xenophobic and racist flames even more. They keep missing.

[-] Wakmrow@hexbear.net 8 points 3 days ago

To be fair I loaded all my guns too

[-] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 9 points 3 days ago

When the Drej destroyed Earth, Matt Damon went into "fight or flight mode," left the stream where he was tinkering with a hovercraft toy, went into space, charged up his salvage laser, and toiled at Tau-14 while asking for ketchup on his Akkrenian beetle sashimi.

[-] synae@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 3 days ago

What an odd reference. I love that movie though, glad to see it in the wild

[-] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 4 points 3 days ago

I've been doing a running gag for a while about Titan AE here because "Dredge Tank" sounds like "Drej Tank."

[-] synae@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 3 days ago

So it does! Love it. Keep it up

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