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[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 15 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

Okay here's my pirate joke.

A ship is sailing the high seas when the crows nest guy calls down, "Pirate ship ahoy!" The captain tells the cabin boy, "Fetch my reddest jacket!" The boy brings the reddest jacket he can find and the captain puts it on. They engage in battle and sink the pirate ship. The boy asks, "Cap'n, why did you call for your red jacket?" The captain says, "So that if I should be wounded in battle the crew would not notice the blood and lose their fighting spirit."

Next day the crows nest calls down, "Twenty pirate ships ahoy!" The captain tells the cabin boy, "Fetch by brownest pants!"

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 7 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Well since we're telling pirate jokes...

A guy is at a party and sees a pirate coming towards him. He notices as the pirate approaches that the pirate has a little wheel sticking out of his pants.

Naturally curious, the guy asks the pirate, "why do you have a little wheel sticking out of your pants?"

"Arr," says the pirate. "I don't know, but it be drivin' me nuts!"

[–] JimVanDeventer@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago

How appropriate! You fight like a cow.

[–] mtpender@lemmy.world 46 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] veganpizza69@lemmy.world 6 points 6 days ago

It's a multifunctional sail.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 12 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Do they also pronounce "human" as "hugh mon?"

If so, that's a Ferenghi ship.

[–] Jake_Farm@sopuli.xyz 37 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Not as bad as the ones that call women femoids.

[–] dan@upvote.au 16 points 6 days ago (2 children)
[–] SomethingBurger@jlai.lu 21 points 6 days ago

It's an incel thing.

[–] Remotedeck@discuss.tchncs.de 10 points 6 days ago (1 children)

It's very prevalent on 4chan and the like if you want to look at it and be depressed for a bit

[–] dan@upvote.au 6 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I've been 4chan-free for a very long time and want to keep it that way.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 1 points 5 days ago

I don't even want to look at greentext stuff people post elsewhere.

[–] AllHailTheSheep@sh.itjust.works 29 points 6 days ago (2 children)

female as an adjective for clarification (like "oh you're looking for that female doctor over there") is ok, female as a noun is just weird

[–] Revan343@lemmy.ca 24 points 6 days ago

There are contexts where it makes sense, mostly medicine or science, but even in those contexts it's deliberately dehumanizing, which is the point. It is also the only English word for a female human that does not imply age, as woman and girl both do.

The quick sniff test: "Males and females"? Clinical, but probably fine. "Men and females"? Fucking Ferengi freak, avoid that guy

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 22 points 6 days ago (4 children)

Unless you're speaking about (non human) animals. Saying a dog is a female is fine.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 5 points 5 days ago

Excuse me, but my dog is a lady.

(An obnoxious, clumsy, stupid lady but...)

[–] Vincent@feddit.nl 13 points 6 days ago

I knew it! Once I suggested this to someone assuming they're, like me, not a native speaker, and got downvoted to hell. Turned out I was too woke.

[–] RecluseRamble@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

But isn't calling her a bitch also fine in this case?

[–] veganpizza69@lemmy.world 6 points 6 days ago

To be fair, the existence of animal breeders is not fine.

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[–] vordalack@lemm.ee 11 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Uterus having creatures

Squishy Chested Humans

Temperamental Beings

Confusing Loud Wind Atronach

Ever Bleeding Never Dying

Human human Grower

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[–] Luvs2Spuj@lemmy.world 8 points 6 days ago

I wonder if the joke would work better if it actually was a black background. This might also keep the 'its a sail' gang happier.

[–] sazey@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago

These very same people would have no problem calling women 'people that birth'.

[–] OpenStars@piefed.social 5 points 6 days ago (10 children)

Otoh, some women use this while referring to other women, e.g. "us females need to stick together!" - in a totally positive and inclusive manner (or what looks like that, from me on the outside - i.e. not using language in such manner myself, for either men or women).

So maybe instead of a red flag it's more like an orange one? VERY noteworthy, but not enough on its own to justify cutting off contact with someone, whereas for an actual red flag you would... right?

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