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[–] PunnyName@lemmy.world 226 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (2 children)

That cutoff comment is comedy gold!

"I do not appreciate my patience being tested."

[–] Sunshine@lemmy.ca 40 points 5 days ago

Man needs to review the game NOW!

[–] Klear@sh.itjust.works 20 points 4 days ago (1 children)

The best part is the topic being pinned.

Yeah that’s what I was going to say too. Cuz only the game dev can pin it. They straight up put him on the wall of shame with that pin.

[–] subtext@lemmy.world 121 points 5 days ago

“This topic has been pinned, so it’s probably important”

[–] frezik@midwest.social 63 points 5 days ago

I need you to know, I'm a pretty big deal, according to my girlfriend, who lives in Canada, you wouldn't know her.

[–] Dalvoron@lemm.ee 47 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Such a big YouTube you'd think they could pay for it themselves and write it off as a business expense

[–] HawlSera@lemm.ee 12 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Oh shit, I could do that if I were a streamer couldn't I?

brb, becoming a streamer, I gotta lot of "Business Expenses" to make on some Auric Cells

[–] chiliedogg@lemmy.world 5 points 4 days ago

I'm a scuba instructor who specializes in underwater photography as my side gig.

One of the main reasons I do it is because I can write off all my diving and photography expenses.

[–] FauxPseudo@lemmy.world 22 points 5 days ago (4 children)
[–] JudahBenHur@lemm.ee 8 points 5 days ago

FUCKIN CLASSIC

[–] nailbar@sopuli.xyz 4 points 4 days ago

Oh ffs thanks a lot

[–] moonburster@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago

You sire, f u

[–] Cruxifux@feddit.nl 21 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] kabi@lemm.ee 28 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Inferius... I wonder if it's a marketing ploy... it's working.

[–] Setnof@lemmy.world 5 points 5 days ago (2 children)

We run a pretty big app (200 users) and we get this messages every day but usually without the threat.

[–] TheEighthDoctor@lemmy.world 4 points 5 days ago

I think it's just a scam to then sell the keys in g2a

[–] DrDystopia@lemy.lol 2 points 4 days ago

I have OBS and watch my own videos so you could say I'm a pretty big video producer, can I have a free copy of your app?

[–] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 12 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I am betting an 11 year old who bought subscriptions with his dads credit card and is about to be whacked soon

[–] CouncilOfFriends@slrpnk.net 1 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 6 points 4 days ago

unless that was sarcasm, you can pay companies to mass subscribe to your channels/accounts. I suppose how much you get depends on how much you pay.

[–] penquin@lemm.ee 14 points 5 days ago

This is all kinds of funny. 😂

[–] malloc@lemmy.world 13 points 5 days ago

199 bots and then his mom’s finsta are probably subscribers

[–] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 5 points 4 days ago

You just know they're going to add him into the game somehow.

[–] oo1@lemmings.world 7 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Does anyone have the actual link? The clipped reply the other replies look like thy might be funny too.

[–] Sunshine@lemmy.ca 4 points 5 days ago

Can’t say no to that!