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Boys Inspired to See That Someday They Can Grow Up to Be the Most Powerful Sexual Predator in America (reductress.com)

submitted 4 days ago by ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] Sanctus@lemmy.world -2 points 4 days ago (34 children)

Its great, I, personally, am teaching my girls to check other's allegiances and ideologies before they get to know them. If they even lean conservative I've told them its acceptable to clock them in the jaw. Dont associate with conservatives, dont allow them to reproduce, dont give them the comfort of social human connections that everyone needs.

[–] Mango@lemmy.world -1 points 3 days ago (17 children)

You sound like them. Get out. That's not how we operate.

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[–] houstoneulers@lemmy.world -1 points 4 days ago (12 children)

Violence isn't the answer. You make us look bad.

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social -1 points 4 days ago (1 children)

They're being sarcastic, and you're being a weak coward that doesn't realize they're accidentally based as hell.

[–] Sanctus@lemmy.world -4 points 4 days ago (33 children)

How's your bar right about now? Is it reiching for the top?

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