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submitted 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) by TherapyGary@lemmy.blahaj.zone to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
 

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.blahaj.zone/post/18511284

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[–] Fuckfuckmyfuckingass@lemmy.world 20 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Truly a parable of hubris.

[–] TherapyGary@lemmy.blahaj.zone 22 points 3 days ago

I <3 your username

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[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)

So wait......if you were in the comic, how would buttsex work? Would you have a dominant butthole? Would one be tighter than the other? Would they both feel stimuli the same? Would one be more ticklish than the other?

I think they'd be connected inside so if you stuck something in one far enough it'd come out the other. The Alpha and Omega of anal.

[–] idegenszavak@sh.itjust.works 9 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Which one is better, I'm confused

  • Two buttholes on top of each other, like on the comic, vertically
  • Two buttholes next to each other, horizontally. There is a small buttface between them, or wathever the english term.
[–] TherapyGary@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Hmmm

buttface... or whatever the english term

I'm not sure we have a word for this

But I vote vertical, for aesthetic reasons

[–] idegenszavak@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] TherapyGary@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 3 days ago

Ohhh! I change my opinion- absolutely horizontal lol. Could make an onlyfans and be rich in a week!

[–] Rin@lemm.ee 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] TherapyGary@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 3 days ago

Mogus :)

Nomomogus :(

[–] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)