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Shirts That Go Hard

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Share shirts that go hard.

Example A, B, C1 C2

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[–] Asafum@feddit.nl 52 points 4 months ago (2 children)

[–] MegaUltraChicken@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Me more comfortable with chicken.

[–] Asafum@feddit.nl 7 points 4 months ago

ARISE CHICKEN! CHICKEN ARISE!

[–] Etterra@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago

There it is.

[–] dwindling7373@feddit.it 31 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (4 children)

I don't get it.

Edit: best I got is "I am a pi-ness". I guess it works as a math joke?

Edit2: "I am happiness?"

[–] Cenotaph@mander.xyz 53 points 4 months ago (2 children)

I am a penis

[–] mcz@lemmy.world 16 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Hi penis, I'm dad

[–] serenissi@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago

nailed it

[–] Etterra@lemmy.world 8 points 4 months ago

You didn't just walk into that, you sprinted.

[–] gmgmgm@lemmy.world 21 points 4 months ago (2 children)

no way you got two with this

[–] Cenotaph@mander.xyz 7 points 4 months ago

Im just a helpful idiot okay

[–] kemsat@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago

🤣

[–] yum 7 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I am a penis

[–] Mr_Blott@feddit.uk 5 points 4 months ago

Must be hard for you

[–] sinkingship@mander.xyz 3 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Your edit2 made me think of this baby girl on YouTube.

[–] spicytuna62@lemmy.world 12 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Later, I go home, look in the mirror, and exclaim:

spoiler

[–] omgitsaheadcrab@sh.itjust.works 12 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I have smooth brain, someone explain :(

[–] sangriaferret@sh.itjust.works 11 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Read this out loud:

eye

m

a

p

ness

[–] omgitsaheadcrab@sh.itjust.works 1 points 4 months ago

I read them as "em" "ay" "pee" and not "mm" "ah" "pee" 🙈

[–] Etterra@lemmy.world 7 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Hold your tongue with your fingers and say the word "trucker.'

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

The version I know (from MST3K) is: hold your tongue and say, "I was born on a pirate ship."

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

You just got me with this

[–] Diddlydee@feddit.uk 1 points 2 months ago

That just sounds like trucker. I'm guessing it should be fucker.

[–] shoulderoforion@fedia.io 6 points 4 months ago (1 children)

good bar shirt

[–] mcqtom@lemmy.world 6 points 4 months ago

Genuinely thought this was some Scottish bullshit for a minute.

[–] Hotspur@lemmy.ml 5 points 4 months ago

Was gonna say this shirt really isn’t that bracing, but technically it slides in under the “shirt about a thing that can go hard” loophole, so ok.

[–] ninjabard@lemmy.world -2 points 4 months ago

I mapness. This shirt is fucking stupid.