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[–] cows_are_underrated@feddit.org 42 points 1 hour ago (2 children)

Say it with me:

No. Research. Is. Useless.

If we say that research is useless because it doesn't bring you mo ey we could stop teaching children math beyond the absolute basics because "it doesn't brinf them anything". This is stupid, because those are the fundamentals that tech children to thing logically and become useful member of society. Same with research. It teaches us the things necessary to maybe invent some of the most useful stuff ever seen

[–] todd_bonzalez@lemm.ee 18 points 1 hour ago

Republicans: "No. Research is useless."

[–] Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 3 minutes ago

Republicans want drones and cannon fodder, not scientists and intellectuals.

[–] Facebones@reddthat.com 9 points 42 minutes ago

Welcome to the new Dark Ages, brought to you by religious fascists.

[–] 21Cabbage@lemmynsfw.com 11 points 57 minutes ago

Hell can we mention that the cold war era these fucks idolize was also the golden age of the government throwing money at side projects?

[–] Randelung@lemmy.world 3 points 19 minutes ago (1 children)

Like the dead don't realize they're dead, they don't realize they're stupid. They're just everyone else's problem.

[–] TheWolfOfSouthEnd@lemmygrad.ml 4 points 25 minutes ago

Like they said after Brexit…”tired of experts”.

[–] Lussy@hexbear.net 2 points 16 minutes ago* (last edited 15 minutes ago)

Fuck dude, I’m about to get an awesome job with the usda after being unemployed for over 2 years, and time is literally running out for me to get my contract finalized before these ghouls fuck everything.

A kind fuck you to every hexbearite ironically cheering on the destruction of the civilian government workforce, although I’ve only seen this opinion from a few

[–] skillissuer@discuss.tchncs.de 69 points 2 hours ago (2 children)

"preventing next corn plague" with resources used being a box of soil and bunch of underpaid grads seems pretty efficient to me, but i guess that since the common clay of the new west already voted they can be safely disposed of

at USDA, they're turning beetles kinky! 😡

  • alex jones fuming aimlessly while being stored in some container
[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 17 points 1 hour ago

The Onion buying Infowars is the only good news I've heard this week.

[–] Ethalis@jlai.lu 204 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Sure, that's great but it's not even the point. Fundamental research and other type of "useless" scientific endeavors help humanity as a whole to better understand our universe but would never be privately funded because they don't have any concrete and immediate financial benefits. This is precisely what a government should finance, because no one else would do it and yet it's small stuff like that that make us collectively move forward as a species

[–] dragonfucker@lemmy.nz 38 points 2 hours ago (2 children)

Musk fans don't want humanity to advance. They hate technological progress.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 17 points 2 hours ago

For OTHERS, yes. But many want the cutting edge for themselves, at no cost to themselves.

[–] algorithmae@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 49 minutes ago (2 children)

Where did Musk come from? I don't see any mention of it here

[–] obbeel 4 points 34 minutes ago

Musk will govern the DOGE department, won't he?

[–] moody@lemmings.world 3 points 28 minutes ago

The Department of goverment efficiency was Musk's meme idea and Trump is apparently just rolling with it.

[–] GreatTitEnthusiast@mander.xyz 87 points 3 hours ago (4 children)

In addition, government research in the sciences is miniscule. You could cut ALL of science funding and be no where close to the 1 trillion that Musk claims he'll be able to reduce the budget by

[–] 21Cabbage@lemmynsfw.com 5 points 54 minutes ago

The goal's more about cutting all the science funding than reducing spending. These are people who bitch about Ukraine when they don't even plan on spending that money on something else they're just guzzling Russian propaganda.

[–] BossDj@lemm.ee 27 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Regardless, he'll claim he cut 500 bajillion dollars no matter what he ends up doing

My bet is that if he expects to cut 2 trillion, he will end up increasing the budget by 4 trillion.

[–] callouscomic@lemm.ee 17 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

He actually claimed 2 trillion.

[–] Jumpingspiderman@lemmy.world 7 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

I knew Elongated Muskrat was a dumbass but I didn't know he also can't do math.

[–] MirthfulAlembic@lemmy.world 9 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

I don't think he even attempted to do math. Someone asked him about it and said what the current budget was, and he just rectally sourced 2 trillion. I assume he said that because it's big enough to sound huge, but less than half of spending so people don't panic that everything will be cut.

It's meaningless bullshit until he actually says specifically what will be cut. Republicans have been claiming they can cut huge chunks of spending for years, but it never materializes. They only know how cut government income without paying for it.

[–] Bytemeister@lemmy.world 3 points 47 minutes ago (1 children)

Still waiting for that ACA replacement promised on week 1 of trump's presidency. It was supposed to be so easy. Now we're 8 years out and they have "concepts of a plan".

[–] MirthfulAlembic@lemmy.world 1 points 5 minutes ago

I'm sure with control over all government branches again they'll have the ACA completely replaced in no time. For real this time.

[–] TheDoctor@hexbear.net 37 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Now if he could start making cuts to the military…

[–] fossilesque@mander.xyz 24 points 2 hours ago (2 children)

How dare you threaten the poor defense contractors.

[–] skillissuer@discuss.tchncs.de 11 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

also, entire military is just under 1tn - all of it, including completely nonmovable things like nuclear silos and submarines. ripping enough copper from the walls to get 2tn would involve massive cuts to social security and healthcare, and maybe education. but nooo heavens forbid that progressive tax on income be introduced

[–] frezik@midwest.social 9 points 2 hours ago

The DoD itself spent $820B in 2023. To get over $1T, you also have to include veterans benefits, like the VA hospital system.

The full bill for Vietnam started coming 20 years after the fact as all those veterans got older and started heavily using the benefits they were promised. From the start of the War on Terror, we're about at that same point right now. So unless the plan is to rug pull those benefits from people who really need them, then there's going to be a huge bill coming that no amount of efficiency trimming can ignore.

If Democrats did the rug pull, Republicans would cry bloody murder. If Trump did it, they will cheer him on while veterans suffer.

[–] skillissuer@discuss.tchncs.de 11 points 2 hours ago (2 children)

i, for one, would like to see more air defense assets going to Ukraine

[–] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 10 points 2 hours ago (6 children)

Genuinely why bother at this point

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[–] rockerface@lemm.ee 5 points 2 hours ago

I, for two, would like to see the same

[–] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 13 points 2 hours ago

Roasts are equally lost on them, these people only understand bullyinghow-compelling

[–] 9point6@lemmy.world 80 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

And so the US lost decade becomes the medieval dark ages

It'd be fascinating as an outsider if the choices made by the US didn't basically impact everything, everywhere.

[–] Nariom@lemmy.world 13 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

I thought we were done with the "medieval dark age" myth.

[–] Sammy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 32 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

How’s Neo-Feudal Gilded Age strike you?

[–] fossilesque@mander.xyz 11 points 2 hours ago

One giant leap forward, one roundhouse kick back.

[–] masterofn001@lemmy.ca 14 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

It's also helped develop advances in flight, metamaterials, physics.

But Barbie makes a good point with a meme about how she treats her cuck husband.

[–] wax_worm_futures@hexbear.net 12 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Yes! I was just reading a few scientific articles about the mating patterns of darkling beetles. (not a gov't employee tho)

[–] pineapplelover@lemm.ee 2 points 42 minutes ago

Possibly funded by govt grants

[–] mayhair@discuss.tchncs.de 19 points 3 hours ago

Yeah, we've been studying the sex lives of various different animals (including ourselves!) for centuries now, yet nobody bat an eye until now. 🙄

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