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Opinion: How to survive the broligarchy: 20 lessons for the post-truth world | The Observer (www.theguardian.com)

submitted 2 days ago by Aatube@kbin.melroy.org to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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Even dickheads love their dogs. Find a way to connect to those you disagree with. “The obvious mistakes of those who find themselves in opposition are to break off relations with those who disagree with you,” texts Vera Krichevskaya, the co-founder of TV Rain, Russia’s last independent TV station. “You cannot allow anger and narrow your circle.”

Pay in cash. Ask yourself what an international drug trafficker would do, and do that.

He’s thinking about flying a SpaceX rocket to Mars and raping and pillaging its rare earth minerals before anyone else can get there. We need a 30-year road map out of this.

Take the piss. Humour is a weapon. Any man who feels the need to build a rocket is not overconfident about his masculinity. Work with that.

A fundraising banner from The Guardian, an indepedent British newspaper. The centerpiece is a serif block "For f****s sake", with the letters after the f sprayed over with "act '"

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[–] anindefinitearticle@sh.itjust.works 1 points 6 hours ago

There are reasons to build a rocket other than fragile masculinity.

Take the piss and make jokes about what he'll do with them (rape and pillage)? Absolutely. That's the fragility: his plan for wealth and power is entirely dependent on stealing it from the neighbors. Just as he's been taking all of the federal and investors' cash in exchange for memes for the past few decades. He doesn't produce anything of value himself.

[–] Shardikprime@lemmy.world 9 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

So basically a reminder that, beyond all the mind killer politics memesphere we have integrated into our cortex, the other is also a human being and as such, we have the same capacities/capabilities as them and they have the same capacities/capabilities as us as neither are superior to each other.

Huh.

I don't think that will fit here

[–] Aatube@kbin.melroy.org 2 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

The writing is very reminiscent of a satire piece. You can see that from the parts I quoted.

[–] Shardikprime@lemmy.world 2 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

I only see a donation picture. I have no money for propaganda machines

[–] Aatube@kbin.melroy.org 1 points 9 hours ago

Read the rest of my post again.

(Also, "propaganda machine"? You realize The Guardian is one of the few independently-owned news outlets?)

[–] shoulderoforion@fedia.io 75 points 2 days ago (54 children)

the last time trumps incompetence as president caused a million americans to die in the span of one year due to an inept and purposefully sandbagged federal global viral pandemic response. he's going to beat that number this time.

[–] zephorah@lemm.ee 8 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

There’s a 3 part series on the Reveal podcast about how the numbers were tracked. It wasn’t the CDC. It wasn’t anything federal trump established. It was 2 guys at The Atlantic collating data of each state individually and putting it together. They had rotating volunteer helpers. That was it.

And the federal government, and everyone else, received the data from them.

[–] valtia@lemmy.world 1 points 6 hours ago

So you're saying it was much, much worse than a million, and the federal government took it because it made them look better?

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