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I was wondering what all the 'what would you do with a fighter jet' questions were coming from!
Well, it's always in the last place you look.
“Where were you when you last saw it?”
Downside of making them so stealthy? Have they checked between the cracks of the couch?
Sometimes 'military intelligence' is an oxymoron.
Sorry, but finders keepers
US military loses a jet fighter: .... ah .. oh well ... waddaya gonna do ... we'll just buy another one, or two or thirty.
Found it! What do I win?!
A jet fighter!!
(Just kidding, actually a federal investigation 🧐)
You should bring them a bumblebee and tell them you found it using radar.
I guess they're not offering a reward because it'd have to be for like $200 million minimum. I am sure foreign governments would pay a handsome bounty for any piece of the wreckage.
They couldn't afford an airtag for each of these?
Giving every person/government with a bit of money access to their location would probably be a bad idea.
this post was submitted on 18 Sep 2023
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