"In the room ahead is a spider artifact. Take it! We will need it to reach the Santieri Crystal." Also "There is but one gift I can offer that is equal in value to an Elder Scroll and my daughter: I offer you my blood. Take it and you will walk as a lion among sheep, men will tremble at your approach, and you will never fear death again."
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"Hey! Listen!"
Double kill
Triple kill
Mega kill
ULTRA KILL
MUH-MUH-MUH-MUH MONSTER KILL
We can be friends.
"Stay a while, and listen."
"With my brains and your brawn, we'll make an excellent team!"
"Stop rocking the boat, you're making me sea sick!"
Lol. Stay a while and listen was the first thing that came to my mind. Your soul shall fuel the hellforge.
You have quite the treasure there in that Horadric cube!
"Here come the test results: 'You are a horrible person'. That's what it says, 'a horrible person'. We weren't even testing for that!"
"Wololoo"
"Assuming direct control"
Your base... is under attack.
HADOUKEN!
Guten Tag! (Chain guns firing)
WaHOO!
Engineering! Aaaaahfirmative!
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"Had to be me."
Also, there was a Warhammer RTS that had "AHH my spleen!!!" Which I never got over.
Gunnery Chief: This, recruits, is a 20-kilo ferrous slug. Feel the weight. Every five seconds, the main gun of an Everest-class dreadnought accelerates one to 1.3 percent of light speed. It impacts with the force of a 38-kiloton bomb. That is three times the yield of the city-buster dropped on Hiroshima back on Earth. That means Sir Isaac Newton is the deadliest son-of-a-bitch in space. Now! Serviceman Burnside! What is Newton's First Law?
Serviceman Burnside: Sir! An object in motion stays in motion, sir!
Gunnery Chief: No credit for partial answers, maggot!
Serviceman Burnside: Sir! Unless acted on by an outside force, sir!
Gunnery Chief: Damn straight! I dare to assume you ignorant jackasses know that space is empty. Once you fire this hunk of metal, it keeps going till it hits something. That can be a ship, or the planet behind that ship. It might go off into deep space and hit somebody else in ten thousand years. If you pull the trigger on this, you are ruining someone's day, somewhere and sometime. That is why you check your damn targets! That is why you wait for the computer to give you a damn firing solution! That is why, Serviceman Chung, we do not "eyeball it!" This is a weapon of mass destruction. You are not a cowboy shooting from the hip!
Serviceman Chung: Sir, yes sir!
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My name is Guybrush Threpwood. I'm a mighty pirate.
Blue team has the flag The enemy has your flag Blue scored Blue wins
Altair secrets are not for you
In 2291, in an attempt to control violence among deep space miners the New Earth Government legalized no-holds-bared fighting.
"Frigate lost."
"Blame yourself or God."
Toasty!
KILLING SPREE!
RAMPAGE!
DOUBLE KILL!
M-M-M-MONSTER KILL!
Edit: oh yeah and Duke at an arcade cabinet of his own game: "Don't have time to play with myself."
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Need a light?
“Your face, your ass. What’s the difference?”
- Duke Nukem
"I want to get off Mr Bones Wild Ride." (Rollercoaster Tycoon - PC)
"Stay awhile... Stay FOREVER!!!" (Impossible Mission - C64)
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“When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!”
- Cave Johnson, founder and CEO of Aperature Science
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"Aperture Science: We do what we must, because we can."
EDIT: Also: "Science isn't about why - it's about why not. Why is so much of our science dangerous? Why not marry safe science if you love it so much? In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired!"
(Portal, and Portal 2)
boop, boop, boop, BEEEEEEP
"Metal...Gear?" - Metal Gear Solid
"War...has changed." - Metal Gear Solid 4
"War never changes." - Fallout 3
"All right, I've been thinking, when life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade! Make life take the lemons back! Get MAD! I DON'T WANT YOUR DAMN LEMONS! WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THESE? DEMAND TO SEE LIFE'S MANAGER! MAKE LIFE RUE THE DAY IT THOUGHT IT COULD GOVE CAVE JOHNSON LEMONS! DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM? I'M THE MAN WHO'S GONNA BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN...WITH THE LEMONS." - Portal 2
"Lok'tar Ogar!"
And "Get outta the DAMN WAY!"
Beware of he who would deny you access to information, for in his heart he dreams himself your master.
Hello stranger what ‘ar ya buyin’ what ‘ar ya sellin’
kee-voh rogan woololooooo
The kamikazes continuous screaming from serious sam will forever be etched in my brain as a part of my childhood.
Build a navy.
Stop building a navy.
Build a navy.
Stop building a navy.
Give me your extra resources.
Sure, blame it on your ISP!
Don't point that thing at me!
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