Games

NES "Pro Wrestling".

"A winner is you!"

Welcome back. I have some jobs for you

Why walk when you can ride?

Morrowind

Do you know the definition of insanity?

Extremely random one but the TVs in Max Payne show a slideshow of some drama show where the dialogue goes

"My Lord"

"My Lady"

"but my Lord, I must insist!"

Fuck knows why that lives rent free in my mind.

YOU MUST CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS.

The payload has almost reached the final control point!

"Guess what! I've named a boil on my ass after you. It, too, bothers me every time I sit down."

-Gheed, Diablo 2.

Stand in the ashes of a trillion dead souls and ask the ghosts if honor matters. The silence is your answer.

"I'm interested in one thing. Dark. You haven't the gift."

• Felkin the Outcast, Dark Souls 2

He's such a weirdo just sitting in a dark corner, but sells some good spells.

• "Alley-oop!"
• "You can't have a rainbow without Reyn, baby!"
• "Give it some Oomph!"
• "Now it's Reyn time!"
• "Man, wha' a buncha jokas!"

Yeah, I played too much Xenoblade. Honorable mentions to:

• "Hear that Noah? Lanz wants something a bit meatier"

Oh, I know what the ladies like.

Edit: From a different game.

"He's fucked in the head, the world's fucked in the head, and YOU'RE fucked in the head because MY fucked up head is inside it. Guess if you wanna save the world, that's the first step; get fucked in the head."

Lambert, Lambert, ty chuju.

"I've got a plan."

"That is why we do not eyeball it! We are not cowboys shooting from the hip!"

"Switch to your other weapon, it's faster than reloading!"

"That was left-handed!"

Sigh Bapinada?

"deeeeeeeaaaaaath" -Black and White

And then every once in a while if your name was common enough it would whisper your name instead. Freaked me out first time it happened.

Good News Everyone!!!

FISSION MAILED

And

I hear it's amazing when the famous purple stuffed worm in flap-jaw space with the tuning fork does a raw blink on Hara-Kiri Rock. I need scissors! 61!

A man chooses, a slave obeys.

"I never asked for this"

I'd be a lot warmer and a lot happier with a belly full of mead.

I don't trust a man that doesn't have something strange going on about him, 'cause it means he's hiding it from you. If a man's wearing his pants on his head or if he says his words backwards from time to time, you know it's all laid out there for you. But if he's friendly to strangers and keeps his home spick-and-span, more often than not he's done something even his own ma couldn't forgive.

-No-bark Noonan, Fallout: New Vegas

"Nice scarf. Do zey make zem for girls?"

"Nice face. Do they... uh, shut up."

"Trouble with the trolley, eh?"