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4 strokes under my personal best!
Does anyone have a rag?
Wait until you get a load of whitewater kayaking lingo. Missed my boof stroke and my skirt imploded. Now I have to drink a bootie beer because I ate it in that nasty hole.
Is this accurate?
I failed to execute a technique (boof stroke) that lifts the kayak's bow over obstacles, and my spray skirt (the waterproof cover that seals the cockpit) failed and let water in. Now I have to drink a beer out of my water shoe (a paddling tradition/penalty when you flip over and have to exit your kayak) because I crashed badly in that dangerous hydraulic (a turbulent section of water that recirculates).
relax he's just trying to shave a few balls off his game bro. nohomo
I was straight up jorkin it, but I sent my balls into a sand trap.
Some people clean their balls by sucking on them.
You can do better. Its all about stance and grip. Let me show you....
You guys are gross. He's obviously working through his brain hemorrhage.
I stroke it to the east …
I stroke it to the west …
Could be a winner, boy, you move quite well!
Usually people say they're working on their swing. Maybe there are regional differences.