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[–] Mothra@mander.xyz 12 points 3 weeks ago

Everything reminds me of him :_(

[–] kemsat@lemmy.world 11 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] qyron@sopuli.xyz 5 points 3 weeks ago
[–] Sergio@slrpnk.net 8 points 3 weeks ago

"I am the Lorax, I speak for the trees, and they say..."

As nervous as my lil guy gets standing at the urinal i am usually able to remind myself that in 40 years using them i have never accidentally glimpsed another penis. Hell i hardly look at my own in there.

I do hear and envy other men's urethras tho some of those mothafuckers can blast.

[–] rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

“You must understand, young Hobbit, it takes a long time to pee in Old Entish..."

[–] MeatPilot@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

Could be kidney stones.

[–] Dan68@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

Enlarged prostate?

[–] lath@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

That tree has seen many dicks taking a piss on its trunk.

[–] Deconceptualist@lemm.ee 7 points 3 weeks ago

And apparently absorbed the power of them all

[–] KenTheEagle@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

Always remember this line by Marshall Mathers:

"Duh-dah-duh-dah-duh-duh, go-go gadget dick Whipped that shit out, and ain't no doubt about it It hit the ground, caused an earthquake and power outage"

Everything will work itself out

[–] bruhduh@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

Big dick energy