I like how "killing others" comes after "killing yourself."
"I'm going to kill myself and then all of you!"
this post was submitted on 10 Jul 2023
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Processes are a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural
Sometimes, if the child turns into a zombie, the parent can kill it using a fork!
How ironic, killed by the very thing that created it.
Then you realize this is a psychology textbook.
Proper instruction.
What book is this? (I need to read Chapter 9, being a Simple Child myself :p )
Looks like Linux Application Development by Michael K. Johnson and Erik W. Troan (source: Facebook)
"Thus we join television in leading people to kill thoughtlessly.". --Emacs manual, in earlier days.
kys, and then ko's
It's in order of usefulness
The order is a bit mixed up, but yes, that sounds like a concept.
simple children 💀
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