TIL lol
This is from a group chat I was in and a female friend asked the group
Finally, something not depressing on Lemmy π€πΌ
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Ain't love beautiful
Lemmy is full of the brightest armchair experts who know the correct path to change the world.
Lemmy is also this post and people commenting, βbrilliant!β
I like that this man stretches the balls first, and then makes a transaction with a bartender.
And then poors the drink while holding the spread nut sack? Fucking talented fellow. A real catch.
This is brilliant.
:-(
wtf people
Relax, take a bath.
I'm very open minded person, I think other peoples lifes are not my business and they can do whatever they want... BUT sometimes the youth make me feel like my grandma when she heard we could kiss someone without dating them. This post made me an old person horrified with the youth culture lol
I can tell you that the person in the text is like 45yo swinger
oh god
I feel like there might be a minimum age before being able to do this... I'm in my 40s and I don't think I could stretch out my 'bird bath' enough to pour a drink in it yet, except maybe on a particularly warm day...
omg! so it's OLD balls?!!! that's even worst lol
Why the straw though, what's wrong with lapping it up like a cat?
She may end up with a dick in her eye.
Well I don't want to end up with a straw in my butt!
Are you a frog?
close enough
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I used to make these in the bathtub all the time as a kid.
Is this for like a seniors club? Don't feel like this is really very feasible unless you are over 50.
Nah I've been able to hold a shot for awhile now and I'm not 50 yet.
Ive always had more scrote than nut
Then why isn't your name Scrotteman?
It's an ironic name. Like our morbidly obese friend, Tiny.
My life would have been better not havimg suun diS
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