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TIL lol

This is from a group chat I was in and a female friend asked the group

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[–] 33550336@lemmy.world 7 points 19 hours ago

Finally, something not depressing on Lemmy 🀝🏼

[–] Zoz@lemmy.today 3 points 19 hours ago

Lemmy is full of the brightest armchair experts who know the correct path to change the world.

Lemmy is also this post and people commenting, β€œbrilliant!”

[–] toofpic@lemmy.world 42 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I like that this man stretches the balls first, and then makes a transaction with a bartender.

[–] peteypete420@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 hours ago

And then poors the drink while holding the spread nut sack? Fucking talented fellow. A real catch.

[–] 4oreman@lemy.lol 4 points 22 hours ago
[–] Catma@lemmy.world 97 points 1 day ago (1 children)

This is brilliant.

[–] MissJinx@lemmy.world 35 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] FelixCress@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] MissJinx@lemmy.world 6 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago) (2 children)

I'm very open minded person, I think other peoples lifes are not my business and they can do whatever they want... BUT sometimes the youth make me feel like my grandma when she heard we could kiss someone without dating them. This post made me an old person horrified with the youth culture lol

[–] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world 6 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago) (1 children)

I can tell you that the person in the text is like 45yo swinger

[–] MissJinx@lemmy.world 4 points 16 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Omgpwnies@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

I feel like there might be a minimum age before being able to do this... I'm in my 40s and I don't think I could stretch out my 'bird bath' enough to pour a drink in it yet, except maybe on a particularly warm day...

[–] MissJinx@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago

omg! so it's OLD balls?!!! that's even worst lol

[–] Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca 13 points 1 day ago

I used to make these in the bathtub all the time as a kid.

[–] TIN@feddit.uk 30 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Why the straw though, what's wrong with lapping it up like a cat?

[–] FelixCress@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

She may end up with a dick in her eye.

[–] mrunicornman@lemmy.world 3 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Well I don't want to end up with a straw in my butt!

[–] FelixCress@lemmy.world 1 points 22 hours ago (1 children)
[–] TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 1 points 15 hours ago

close enough

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[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Is this for like a seniors club? Don't feel like this is really very feasible unless you are over 50.

[–] peteypete420@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 hours ago

Nah I've been able to hold a shot for awhile now and I'm not 50 yet.

[–] Nutteman@lemmy.world 17 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Ive always had more scrote than nut

[–] rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 6 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Then why isn't your name Scrotteman?

[–] jcg@halubilo.social 1 points 10 hours ago

It's an ironic name. Like our morbidly obese friend, Tiny.

[–] Crumbgrabber@lemm.ee 18 points 1 day ago (1 children)

My life would have been better not havimg suun diS

[–] jia_tan@lemmy.blahaj.zone 24 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Fella had a stroke right there

[–] mhague@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

He was monkey pawed out of existence as he typed

[–] jdeath@lemm.ee 1 points 11 hours ago

merry cake day!

[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago (6 children)
[–] Morganza@lemmynsfw.com 1 points 4 hours ago

That’s the basics of it, but there is also more β€œspecific and specialized"

I know what I'm doing my thesis on

[–] MissJinx@lemmy.world 2 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago) (2 children)

(both holes work for girls, only theΒ recumΒ works for boys.)

Stop chalenging them! It Sounds like some guys can use their uretra too

[–] feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world 1 points 20 hours ago (1 children)
[–] MissJinx@lemmy.world 1 points 20 hours ago

just copied and paste hahahaha

[–] FelixCress@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

That's actually properly awful.

[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Hey, I'll bring the cone if you bring the plunger. You know you wanna try it too. πŸ‘

[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 23 points 1 day ago

large, preferably yellow

lol

reads the rest

jfc I'm out

[–] StThicket@reddthat.com 20 points 1 day ago

That's enough internet for today. ΰ² _ΰ² 

[–] thisisbutaname@discuss.tchncs.de 15 points 1 day ago (2 children)

That's a bit much, I'll stick to the Rusty Trombone

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 3 points 15 hours ago

For many years, my friends and I went to music festivals as The Rusty Trombone camp. We had a nice banner, people took photos of it. Unfortunately some asshole stole it one year when we weren't looking, and I don't have the patience to make another one. I'll post a picture if I find it.

Yeah but people actually do that, as opposed to the edgy preteen nonsense above

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