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Urinal Rule

If a bro walks into a bathroom said bro must take the furthest urinal away from the bro already in there. If urinal 1 and 6 are taken, the bro must use urinal 3.If urinal 1,3 and 6 are taken a bro must wait or MAN UP and use a cubical.

A bro WILL NOT under any circumstances speak to a fellow bro in the urinal.A bro WILL NOT look at another bro using the urinal.

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[–] CaptnNMorgan@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Nah, if it's an emergency I'm standing next to you. If you don't want to see my dick, don't look. Most urinals I've seen lately has privacy walls anyway.

I agree with Vader, but not OPs rule about waiting if there are two free urinals

[–] BobbyNevada@discuss.tchncs.de 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I know Vader is supposed to be choking him, but he also looks like he is giving the stormtrooper a force handy.

[–] MajorHavoc@programming.dev 4 points 1 day ago

I think it's both, and they're both into that.

[–] jayk@lemmy.ca 20 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I did not read the "Earlier" and assumed that this stormtrooper found a new kink

[–] Fiivemacs@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Right? Kind of a crappy way to show the comic. Bottom two should be above and remove earlier. There is nothing that is added by the way it's currently formatted and causes confusion for no gain

[–] affiliate@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago

it makes sense that a star wars comic would place panels 3 and 4 before panels 1 and 2.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 16 points 1 day ago

Trooper was just dared to find out if Vader's dick was robotic or not.

[–] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago

Good guy Vader showing proper restraint.

[–] iamjackflack@lemm.ee 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I would have thought the storm trooper would never have left the urinal alive…

[–] DarkSirrush@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 day ago

...the stormtrooper hasn't. That's the same room.

[–] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

Bromen! 🙏

[–] crank0271@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

A "cubical," huh? Well thems the rules...

[–] Frog@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 day ago

Trooper's weiner is still out.

[–] TheKMAP@lemmynsfw.com 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

That's definitely not the rule. I'm not taking the kid-height urinal just cuz it's the furthest one.