this post was submitted on 29 Nov 2024
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[–] far_university190@feddit.org 33 points 3 weeks ago

"No, i am not" was right there.

[–] Gingerlegs@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago

All the girls i said “yes, it’s taken” are all relieved

[–] LastWish@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Gym Crush: Is anyone using this?

Me: No, and the machine is available too.

[–] TehBamski@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Hahaha. And I bet you or I would have rehearsed that in our heads for about 30 minutes before then, and still would mess it up. Hahaha

[–] LastWish@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

Finally say it. The rando that's been there for 20 min, "what?"