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I love that only one person pointed out that this completely fake story was posted too early for it to make sense because at the time of this post "yesterday" was the day before this event was supposed to happen

For one second i thought this is a legit post here on hexbear

Is this a bit post? Stealing from Wal Mart is hilarious and good. The only downside is that they definitely have cameras and face tracking software and you can definitely get in trouble down the line for doing this. But honestly fuck wal mart, especially if you have the privilege to deal with some of the potential legal consequences of stealing from them. It's more ethical to steal from Wal Mart than it is to buy from Wal Mart

ah dang this is a bit isn't it

Posts like these should go in badposting

Uncritical support to Michael in his struggle against the understaffed Walmart empire

Link the source. This is too good.

Shoplifting from big box stores makes you fucking cool dude.

Won't anyone think of the $700 billion company?

I wish this was real

Stealing from Walmart is good. I wish i could get my family to read theory and loot.

keep your shoplifting below the felony limit

Based if true

dudes rock

Based as hell, I never understood why so many people whine about "looters", is it hurting you or any other regular person specifically if someone steals from some huge supermarket?

I mean, I know the reason for it , but still.

If they don't care, you have every right to do the same :)

A 65" TV for $900 at full price? What sort of quality is that going to be?

If you're going to risk committing a crime, might as well steal a decent quality TV.

on the one hand, stealing from wal mart

On the other hand, wanting a 65" TV

so ehhh esh i gess

go steal one for your kids, lib

smh your sister and her husband should raise their kids better, at ages 8 & 10 they should be old enough to point at you and call you a

michael is right. you need to read more theory.

but yeah you’re over reacting. who gives a fuck if someone “stole” from walmart? i dont care if its a loaf of bread, a tv, or a hunting rifle. walmart owes us all. our tax dollars pay their employees for them so they dont have to. every american should be entitled to at least a tv per year from walmart

karl marx himself wrote “walmart is bad. stealing from them is cool. it could get you pussy too. girls love a cool guy who steals from walmart. steal something for them. they’ll feel like they’re dating disney’s aladdin”. maybe if you took michael’s advice and read more theory you’d have known this by now. thats also why he’s shacked up with your sister. she knows he’s alpha.

in fact get michael on this account OP i wanna talk to him

You are overreacting.

Like literally just pushing their carts through without paying because there weren't enough workers at registers and the underpaid security guard obviously wasn't getting paid enough to care.

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... "the store's owners should have been better prepared."

My thought process every time I am waiting in a long line at a store with < 50% the aisles open and every person at them working too hard, can't stop for a drink of water or anything.

An atmosphere of collective rebellion could discipline the managers to adequately staff. If they need to pay higher wages, bump more people to full time, whatever it could take.

As OP said, lots of people were walking out without playing, I actually think the store might watch the cctv back and actually track down people because that one TV, being taken by say 30 people would be $12,000 and worth investigating

This... this is a bit right? This is a contender for another "copy-pasta", right?

Walmart steals 100x more from their employees through wage theft and consumers via jacking up their prices constantly.

hell yeah Michael