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[–] Finger@hexbear.net 5 points 2 weeks ago

Methylamine.

Their fucking organs

[–] HiImThomasPynchon@hexbear.net 5 points 2 weeks ago

Depending on where they live: Any/all loose change

[–] Xavienth@lemmygrad.ml 5 points 2 weeks ago

Lids. From tupperware, jars, whatever.

[–] glimmer_twin@hexbear.net 5 points 2 weeks ago

TP off the roll

[–] D61@hexbear.net 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

The ends of the shoe laces that keep them from fraying.

Dishes hidden in the back of the shelves that are only brought out during holidays and special occassions.

Condiments in the fridge that are less than 1/4 full.

[–] merthyr1831@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 weeks ago

they're called aglets btw

[–] bobs_guns@lemmygrad.ml 4 points 2 weeks ago

based on the image...every condom in the house.

[–] HarryLime@hexbear.net 4 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

I'd steal their keys and move them to another place in the house where they wouldn't think to look right away

[–] peppersky@hexbear.net 4 points 2 weeks ago

all of their money and other mobile assets

[–] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] sloth@hexbear.net 1 points 1 week ago

might be the worst one right here.

nobody notices until it is too late.

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

You steal all the files on their computers that make system sounds. And you do something similar to everything in the house that makes sounds - like the beep of their microwave oven or the "hot enough" beep of their oven. But you leave the doorbell alone because it will bother them.

Why did they leave the doorbell alone?

[–] glans@hexbear.net 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

You steal all the files on their computers that make system sounds

A prank from a person who doesnt use linux

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 2 points 2 weeks ago

True. But if somebody stole my Windows system sounds - the joke's on them. All of mine are disabled. The one good thing I have to say about Windows is that it works much better silently.

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