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[–] Bureaucrat@hexbear.net 44 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Ath3ro@hexbear.net 40 points 3 weeks ago

Very bold at a time like this This is the equivalent of RFK jr going on a top down cruise around dallas

[–] abc@hexbear.net 31 points 3 weeks ago

Anthem CEO in like 24 hours: no-no-no-wait-wait-wait

[–] MayoPete@hexbear.net 30 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

🎵 I want to ride my bicycle I love it when I ride 🎵

[–] kristina@hexbear.net 10 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

You say "coke", I say "caine"

You say "John", I say "Wayne"

"Hot dog", I say, "Cool it, man"

I don't wanna be the President of America

You say "smile", I say "cheese"

"Cartier", I say, "Please"

"Income tax", I say "Jesus!"

I don't wanna be a candidate

For Vietnam or Watergate

'Cause all I want to do is

sicko-biker

[–] Llituro@hexbear.net 22 points 3 weeks ago

doomjak i'd say something glib like "this is the new 'preexisting conditions'" but they'll probably bring that back too.

[–] TheLepidopterists@hexbear.net 18 points 3 weeks ago

Excellent timing lol pew pew yamagami

[–] kristina@hexbear.net 16 points 3 weeks ago

insurance ceos really want to do some life ruining shit to people