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0b10 (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 months ago by sjmarf@sh.itjust.works to c/programminghumor@lemmy.world

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[–] jlh@lemmy.jlh.name 58 points 2 months ago (1 children)

gf is calling you less than 3

[–] TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 27 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Funny story about this actually, Once when a streamer Dougdoug was coding on stream he typed if(var < 3) { do shit} and chat suddenly FILLED with ♥️ emojis. He was confused but eventually figured it out. his chat wouldn't stop until he changed it to if(var <= 2) { do shit } and his chat then filled with upset D: faces

[–] treadful@lemmy.zip 13 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Can't imagine pair coding with chat. Sounds awful.

[–] TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 14 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

It's horrible to view too, he misses the most obvious stuff lmao. Can't blame him. 10,000 rubber ducks yelling at him all the time must get difficult.
On a lighter note once he said when coding alone he gets on the ground and plays with a yoga ball like a cat. Here's a GIF of him showing us:

Note the danny devito cardboard cutout in the corner

[–] AnarchistArtificer@slrpnk.net 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

gets on the ground and plays with a yoga ball like a cat.

Things I never realised I want to do

[–] TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 months ago

I tried it, it's way harder than it looks! atleast for me

[–] OmegaLemmy@discuss.online 2 points 2 months ago

I wanna be him

[–] prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 months ago

My fingers refuse to work when I’m sharing my screen with coworkers I know … fuck all of that lmao

[–] JPAKx4@lemmy.blahaj.zone 20 points 2 months ago (1 children)

10 out of 11, not too bad

[–] CrayonRosary@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

Meatloaf agrees.

[–] Scubus@sh.itjust.works 14 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Your phone is at 13%, theres your problem

[–] bender@infosec.pub 1 points 2 months ago

That and Sprint LTE in 2024

[–] 13esq@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Can someone explain the joke for someone that knows nothing about programming?

[–] anyhow2503@lemmy.world 22 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

"0b" is a prefix for binary number literals (at least in C++, probably other languages too). So in decimal that would be the number 2.

[–] 13esq@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

Thank you

[–] Karyoplasma@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 2 months ago

I'd take that as a compliment as well. At least I'm not a 0b00