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Listen up, you Lemmy champions:

You're special, you're enlightened, you're a bunch of kind hearted, humble champions.

Enjoy your day.

(This is a shitpost in response to a deleted shitpost)

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[–] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 19 points 6 days ago (2 children)
[–] kreskin@lemmy.world 1 points 5 hours ago

I dont get the joke.. Eat it, have sex with it, take it apart and rub it on your face. None of that intersects with my world at all. As long as you dont rub it on children I'd say we're good.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 6 points 6 days ago (1 children)

ACTUALLY, there is no burger inside of it. The Burger is the cow part. Checkmate, Atheist!

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Next you'll be telling me a hot dog isn't a type of taco.

[–] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 0 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Strawman argument! It isn't.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago (2 children)

But some sandwiches are burgers like that bacon chicken burger you posted.

[–] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 4 points 6 days ago (3 children)
[–] Rivalarrival@lemmy.today 2 points 6 days ago

The top layer of pastry in a pop tart is perforated through to the filling, so I would argue that it doesn't count as a bread, which would make the pop tart a toast.

M&Ms are calzones...

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago

Today I'll be showing you how to make an authentic, delicious calzone using only six pieces of toast...

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] itsathursday@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 1 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Dumplings are calzones as are pop tarts.

[–] itsathursday@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Then funyuns and burger rings are sushi, but sashimi is sometimes toast

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 1 points 5 days ago (1 children)

You’re thinking of nigiri, sashimi has no starch.

[–] itsathursday@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago (1 children)

This really is a Picasso perspective on things. Now I know he was just craving calzones this whole time.

Picasso’s ear could be considered sashimi.

[–] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 1 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Some sandwiches are burgers but it needs steak to be a burger

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I’ve never heard of a steak burger.

[–] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 1 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Go to a pub, it’s called a steak sandwich on the menu.

[–] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 1 points 6 days ago (1 children)

"my local pub said so" fallacy

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)

My mother said I’m right.

[–] Rivalarrival@lemmy.today 2 points 6 days ago

Your mother said a lot of things. I didn't know how religious she was.

[–] Mr_Blott@feddit.uk 15 points 6 days ago
[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 7 points 6 days ago

Ban for spreading fake news

[–] CubbyTustard@reddthat.com 5 points 6 days ago

Ain't you a peach!

[–] Endymion_Mallorn@kbin.melroy.org 55 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Yup. Even when I disagree, I prefer to disagree with people on the fediverse than on other media.

[–] muntedcrocodile@lemm.ee 17 points 1 week ago

How could u? Disagreeing makes u a fascist! Ur a bad faith fuckknucle. Heres some sources as to why ur wrong (insert bias source denying Tiananmen square ever happened).

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[–] tobogganablaze@lemmus.org 26 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Damn, your block and filter list must be impressive.

[–] Boomkop3@reddthat.com 2 points 5 days ago

Mine ain't small either, and this place does look nice

[–] jeena@piefed.jeena.net 24 points 1 week ago (2 children)

The only problem is when there is a person being a shithead it hurts me much more than on other websites.

[–] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 16 points 1 week ago

You were supposed to the ones to bring balance back to the force!

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[–] hydrashok@sh.itjust.works 24 points 1 week ago

You’re right, I am. Thanks, friend. :D

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On topic, I agree with you. Really like the community here and exciting to see it continue to grow.

[–] obinice@lemmy.world 19 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Gosh you're right, I'm so special and kind and humble, I deserve to be recognised for how extremely humble I am ♥️

In seriousness, I have good days and bad days, sometimes I'm grumpy or pretty my anger about a bag thing happening to people get the better of me and go into my words, but I do care about everyone, I do want a better world and an end to bigotry, fascism, racism, techno-feudalism, late stage capitalism, and if I could own my own house this lifetime that'd be great too, for my family's sake...

I'm just so angry at the state of things, so disenfranchised, so fed up, and places like this are where I actually see all of the articles and posts about this awful stuff, not to mention actually running in to bootlickers and scummy people. It's hard not to get grumpy and angry while I'm here :-(

I might take a break from this stuff next year, I'm not sure yet. Staying informed feels important, but at the same time feels futile and damaging to my mental health, so I might just let myself be ignorant for a while, you know?

Anyway, thanks for the kind words :-)

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[–] baggachipz@sh.itjust.works 16 points 1 week ago
[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 12 points 1 week ago

You are mistaken.

[–] Phineaz@feddit.org 11 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I feel left out, what drama did I miss?

[–] kreskin@lemmy.world 1 points 5 hours ago

Some guy was going to have sex with a fried chicken sandwhich and was expecting a fight about it from atheists.

[–] itsathursday@lemmy.world 8 points 5 days ago (1 children)

There was a post saying everyone on Lemmy was up themselves and full of shit and the worst, going into way too much detail for seemingly no reason. I tried to reply and found it was deleted. So then I reversed it and trimmed the fat.

[–] Phineaz@feddit.org 6 points 5 days ago

Well, thank you for your explanation and the positivity! Always welcome :) Merry Christmas/Kwanza/Holidays

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