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[–] pyre@lemmy.world 1 points 3 minutes ago

I just don't understand how people accept smelling like absolute shit all day. idk if they think they stop smelling the moment they litter the street with their cigarette butts but that shit stays on you for the rest of the day and when you walk around you smell how an ashtray must taste. disgusting.

[–] BenLeMan@lemmy.world 2 points 40 minutes ago

Shiiit now I've got to take up smoking again. Just when I've been clean for 25 years.

[–] thatsTheCatch@lemmy.nz 16 points 2 hours ago

Guys will see this and just think "hell yeah"

[–] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 44 minutes ago* (last edited 42 minutes ago)

The frog/toad does look pretty cool.

(and no I'm not biased)

[–] Deway@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago

I stopped smoking almost 7 years ago. This ad makes me regret it.

[–] debil@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

It's even cooler when it's forced on you violently and without consent.

[–] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 44 minutes ago

Why are you bringing this up?

[–] Maggoty@lemmy.world 42 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Yeah uh, that wasn't a good anti smoking ad.

[–] Mechaguana@programming.dev 9 points 2 hours ago

That duck looks so metal, fuck, I feel like a smoke right about now.

[–] shaman1093@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 hours ago

Yeah that's why I smoke, to look cool.

100%

They really got me.

[–] OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 26 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Monkeys smoking cigarettes became cool about 4 weeks after this poster went up

[–] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 43 minutes ago

That's an ape. Not monkey.

[–] HawlSera@lemm.ee 23 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

I dunno man, if that Duck called me a fucking loser I wouldn't argue

[–] Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world 4 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

I'm hearing a Gilbert Gottfried voice

[–] HawlSera@lemm.ee 1 points 3 hours ago

I'm having a hard time imagining that voice saying "I dunno man", the rest of the sentence yeah I can hear it

[–] BreadOven@lemmy.world 8 points 5 hours ago

That frog (toad?) makes me want to smoke right now.

[–] Big_Boss_77@lemmynsfw.com 6 points 5 hours ago

That duck looks like he's going places

[–] Kitathalla@lemy.lol 19 points 8 hours ago (2 children)

Maybe I'm just too immersed in the culture of my youth, but the only ones that don't look 'good' are the horse and the deer. The horse could be fixed by styling the mane, and the deer might be better with a more vertical angle.

Fuck smoking and smokers, but yeah it looks 'cool' to me.

[–] AppleTea@lemmy.zip 4 points 5 hours ago

gotta agree

nicotine is more addictive than cocaine, I'd never touch the stuff

but gun to my head? I'd take a cig over a vape any day. looks soo much better

[–] Zannsolo@lemmy.world 6 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Chicken duck frog pig and monkey look cool, the other ones look like they are smoking their first cig at a HS party to look cool but don't

[–] roguetrick@lemmy.world 6 points 6 hours ago

I dunno, dog looks like middle aged guy on smoke break just trying to make it through. Maybe not cool, but also not uncool.

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 19 points 9 hours ago

In fairness that chimp looks pretty bad-ass.

[–] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 13 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Someone pick the cool ones and make them into an album cover for some 80's rock band.

[–] Madison420@lemmy.world 3 points 8 hours ago

Dog, chimp, duck right? Sorta feels like a weird ai psychological test.

[–] blindbunny@lemmy.ml 142 points 14 hours ago (4 children)

Sadly it does look cool 😮‍💨

[–] octopus_ink@lemmy.ml 70 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago) (6 children)

Absolutely! Look at this chimpanzee. Dude has heavy thoughts, and he's ready to write them all down. He probably does slam poetry on the weekends. His girlfriend's parents hate him because he is broadening her mind in ways they find uncomfortable.

[–] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 40 minutes ago

That's the face of a philosopher.

[–] BarrelAgedBoredom@lemm.ee 2 points 4 hours ago

Motherfucker looks like bukowski

[–] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 32 points 12 hours ago

Who needs an infinite number of monkeys to write Shakespeare when this dude's spittin Bukowski all on his own.

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[–] WorkIsSlow@lemmy.world 44 points 14 hours ago (3 children)

This is the closest I've ever come to smoking.

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[–] Femcowboy@lemm.ee 43 points 12 hours ago (3 children)

The frog and the chimp go so hard

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[–] CetaceanNeeded@lemmy.world 9 points 9 hours ago

I dunno, that bunny looks pretty boss.

[–] then_three_more@lemmy.world 29 points 12 hours ago

It's not great. I've way the photos are lit and the angles does make it look cool.

That chicken looks like it's in a gangster movie.

[–] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 75 points 14 hours ago (1 children)
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[–] Mrkawfee@lemmy.world 11 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

I am envious of that Chimp

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