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[–] CarbonConscious@hexbear.net 12 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago)

Man, I thought this headline said "employee(s) " and got really excited for a second.

[–] o_d@lemmygrad.ml 43 points 9 hours ago (2 children)

He is in serious but stable condition, police said.

Damn

It’s not clear why the suspect stabbed the victim, but police are investigating.

Let me guess, terrorism.

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[–] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 69 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

As expected, the Adjuster's stealth archer build proven to be higher DPS than this mid melee build.

Did he think he was going to parse? Go for a world record? Push his M+ key beyond +5? I'm usually against playing fotm and meta builds but this was a fumble.

Let this be a lesson to everyone, optimize your build a little before engaging that boss. You can't save scum in Honour Mode.

[–] Hello_Kitty_enjoyer@hexbear.net 19 points 8 hours ago

-5 int and +5 impulsiveness for michiganites. or maybe for honkeys north of the pyrenees

[–] kristina@hexbear.net 21 points 9 hours ago
[–] blunder@hexbear.net 33 points 10 hours ago

Another chief executive officer-down

[–] Bobson_Dugnutt@hexbear.net 18 points 8 hours ago (2 children)

I'm not used to seeing a news anchor with a zoomer haircut. I feel old. yells-at-cloud

[–] Hello_Kitty_enjoyer@hexbear.net 20 points 8 hours ago

that shit bussin

[–] HiImThomasPynchon@hexbear.net 19 points 8 hours ago (4 children)

Ugh god put a content warning on something like that

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[–] gay_king_prince_charles@hexbear.net 39 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Holy shit, did propaganda of the deed actually work this time?

[–] T34_69@hexbear.net 18 points 8 hours ago

Maybe all we needed was innernette and a few decades to cook in a declining fascist empire

[–] TankieTanuki@hexbear.net 130 points 13 hours ago (5 children)
[–] godlessworm@hexbear.net 32 points 10 hours ago

i made a sticker out of this quote

[–] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 55 points 12 hours ago (4 children)

Holy shit who is this woman? Don't know the name but I am interested in reading more of what she has to say.

[–] miz@hexbear.net 98 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Lucy Parsons, born a slave and later a widely known anarchist, declared in one of her most famous speeches:

How many of the wage class, as a class, are there who can avoid obeying the commands of the master (employing) class, as a class? Not many, are there? Then are you not slaves to the money power as much as were the black slaves to the Southern slaveholders? Then we ask you again: What are you going to do about it? You had the ballot then. Could you have voted away black slavery? You know you could not because the slaveholders would not hear of such a thing for the same reason you can’t vote yourselves out of wage-slavery.

from this article in jacoffbin

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[–] TheDrink@hexbear.net 70 points 12 hours ago

from natopedia

Lucy E. Parsons (c. 1851 – 1942) was an American social anarchist and later anarcho-communist

She was a founding member of the Industrial Workers of the World and edited radical newspapers.

Following the Russian Revolution in 1917, Parsons moved towards communism. She became a notorious political figure and Chicago police attempted for decades to stop her speaking publicly.

Every day I learn about a new cool person from history, it never stops.

[–] ComradeMonotreme@hexbear.net 39 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago)

What remains of the IWW in the USA has a framed sweater she knitted for Albert her husband while he was on death row because a bomb thrown by an unknown killed some cops at at a strike he was an organiser for.

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[–] The_Riddler@hexbear.net 20 points 9 hours ago
[–] itsPina@hexbear.net 58 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Recent quotes have been released coming directly from the CEO:

"oww, oof"

[–] Meh@hexbear.net 57 points 11 hours ago

"What are you going to do? Stab me?"

[–] glimmer_twin@hexbear.net 19 points 10 hours ago

Finally some good news

[–] Finger@hexbear.net 48 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

no more half measures walter

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[–] SuperZutsuki@hexbear.net 120 points 13 hours ago (4 children)

I think Luigi broke the seal on something and there's no going back

[–] T34_69@hexbear.net 14 points 8 hours ago

Turns out you can just fuckin, kill em lol

[–] Justice@lemmygrad.ml 76 points 13 hours ago (6 children)

Gotta give it a few years, but I am currently preparing a "Dear Anarchists, I was wrong. Propaganda of the deed can, indeed, be effective..." post.

[–] bobs_guns@lemmygrad.ml 12 points 8 hours ago

It won't change the class relations of society but it may raise class consciousness slightly. Hating the bourgeoisie is an excellent starting point.

[–] ChestRockwell@hexbear.net 32 points 10 hours ago (2 children)

I'm ready to be there with you comrade.

Please anarchists, I want to be owned.

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[–] TheDrink@hexbear.net 56 points 12 hours ago

Preparing to submit my new pamphlet to marxists.org

A Dialectical Comparison of Conditions in the 19th and 21st Centuries and How Useful Revolutionary Tactics Have Changed

or Why It's a Good Idea This Time

[–] quarrk@hexbear.net 26 points 11 hours ago

If there are copycats, it still needs to be shown that it actually is effective in terms of political change. Likewise, if change does happen in the near future, it would be unclear whether it was already in the course of its own development with or without Luigi

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[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 89 points 13 hours ago
[–] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 102 points 13 hours ago (2 children)

I wonder if it was one of those 2 hour meetings that should've been an email.

if so, I get it. on that alone.

[–] hexaflexagonbear@hexbear.net 73 points 13 hours ago (4 children)

It’s the week before Christmas so probably a mandatory fun meeting where the president announces no bonus this year but everyone gets to leave at 3pm on Christmas Eve!

[–] DamarcusArt@lemmygrad.ml 14 points 7 hours ago

Whoah whoah whoah! Let's not go overboard! The employees get to enter a raffle to win a $10 iTunes gift card.

[–] VILenin@hexbear.net 15 points 10 hours ago

Hopefully some executives get an early departure from the mortal plane

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[–] SerLava@hexbear.net 21 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago) (1 children)
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[–] Clippy@hexbear.net 71 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago) (1 children)
[–] miz@hexbear.net 100 points 12 hours ago (6 children)

It's been— two weeks since you hired me
Cocked my head to the side and said, "I'm angry"
Five days since you laughed at me, saying
"Go find a knife, come back and stab me"

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 11 points 8 hours ago

You've made Bare Naked Ladies a worthwhile part of history. Fucking amazing post.

[–] glimmer_twin@hexbear.net 24 points 10 hours ago (5 children)

This might genuinely be the best comment I’ve ever seen on chapo dot chat.

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[–] ChaosMaterialist@hexbear.net 25 points 11 hours ago

I immediately read that with full vocals and musical background. Nice job!

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[–] miz@hexbear.net 98 points 13 hours ago (2 children)

The victim of the stabbing was taken to the hospital and underwent surgery. He is in serious but stable condition, police said.

they can't all be bangers but a snowball has to keep rolling to get bigger

lets-fucking-go

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[–] miz@hexbear.net 88 points 13 hours ago (3 children)

I'm imagining this guy coming back in to work after serving a multiple year sentence and pretending like nothing happened

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[–] Aquilae@hexbear.net 46 points 12 hours ago
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