Lol same I was all aboard for Mastodon then I realized it's just Twitter but good and I never actually liked twitter because it's so centered around random individuals and what they post, rather than what communities like as provided by them.
Everyone on here is equal, only the merit of content matters, but on twitter/mastodon it's just random influencer larpers screaming into the void until out the void comes some random guy who never existed before named soatok and weird empty eyed hivemind people stare confused about how you couldn't know this influencer/celeb who's apparently "well-known", it's so fucking weird man.
Thanks for inoculating me against celeb culture and this bizarre form of twitter individualism, early internets.