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The Passion of Stickers (lemmy.world)
submitted 1 year ago by simple@lemmy.world to c/memes@lemmy.ml
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[–] Thedogspaw@midwest.social 19 points 1 year ago

2 Alternate endings 🀣

[–] TheFlopster@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I'm interested in the alternate endings.

[–] Freesoftwareenjoyer@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

People wait for him to be resurrected, but nothing happens. He dies for real.

[–] CoderKat@lemm.ee 7 points 1 year ago

And the other one is where Jesus realizes he has a problem with being too nice and that he shouldn't have to "die for their sins", so he and his dad go peace out, leaving humanity to wallow in its own mess.

[–] Neato@kbin.social 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] iltoroargento@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 1 year ago

Okay... supply side Jesus had me dying (for his sins) lol definitely gonna look up that book by Al Franken.

[–] _HR_@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

The alternate ending is where Christ steps down from the cross, takes the sword from a soldier and kills all those who wronged Him, cleansing their sins with their blood.

[–] Thedogspaw@midwest.social 9 points 1 year ago

If you die on the cross you die in real life

[–] trapmaster@kbin.social 8 points 1 year ago

Jesus weeps.

[–] morix@feddit.de 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

a warrior on earth becomes a hero on mars

[–] pancakes@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 year ago

That one looks like it's part of the cover and caught me off guard

[–] Venicon@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

It’s okay, if any religious folks were angry you could just remind them that they should forgive you. Checkmate, religionists.

[–] rockerface@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Featuring Dante from the Devil May Cry series

[–] InFerNo@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 year ago

and Knuckles

[–] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Jesus died for our bloopers.

[–] TWeaK@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Passion of The Chris.

[–] supermurs@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'd love to relive the laughs!

[–] OprahsedCreature@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 year ago

Stop it Pontius, your nails are tickling me!

[–] unixpoweredvic@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 year ago

You magnificent bastard!

[–] jeanofthedead@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago

I cackled. Thanks for this.