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badposting

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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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Every time they escape, we have to go several hours without posting as management tries to chase them all down. Do you know how hard it is to get birds (nevermind owls) back on the power treadmill to continue generating electricity once they've discovered the floor isn't lava? It's a whole ordeal! There's enough struggle sessions on hexbear.net that we don't need to add new ones about the ethics of keeping up the facade so we can power the servers.

P.S. the site used to be powered by a dope ass bear on a treadmill but he escaped. He was last seen holding up a 7/11 for chocolate bars.

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[–] 9to5@hexbear.net 9 points 1 week ago

WHO LET THE OWLS OUT ? HOOT HOOT HOOT

[–] KalleKatt@hexbear.net 3 points 1 week ago

Hoot hoot hoot

[–] Wolfman86@hexbear.net 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You know I bet that that owl has dead skinny legs.

[–] Belly_Beanis@hexbear.net 3 points 1 week ago

Yup they always trying to skip out on leg day.

[–] PointAndClique@hexbear.net 1 points 1 week ago

Hexbear is omelas owls are the child and struggle sessions are walking away