That’s what I did when my PC died and I’d do it again given the choice

They go to the swole universe and Ransom is a skinny shy LGJ who works in astrometrics

If your friend could tap on your CD player without it skipping, you were cool

What's wrong with lemmy.zip? I'm not up to date with the instance drama

Pure sodium you say? that will surely give your dishes an extra kick

That’s not useless, a 14th century monastery would love to have you

We regret to inform you that your claim has been denied as your policy does not cover accidents due to distracted driving. Please refer to the attached dash cam footage showing claimant watching a Mutual Assurance ad while the vehicle was in motion. Have a nice day and thank you for choosing Mutual Assurance!

One example: Check the screws on your electric outlet/light switch faceplates. If the screws are aligned, your electrician gave a shit about their work

The cube pube?

I don't have an answer for you, but I love how seemingly random it is. Like someone reached into a raffle bowl and was like "Okay ABCC11 you get... Earwax and ...ah. Body odor".

Until you start seeing fines like "20% of your yearly revenue" this shit is gonna keep happening. A $1M fine isn't even a slap on the wrist to a telecom