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submitted 14 hours ago by sag@lemm.ee to c/memes@lemmy.world

Billion Dollar company can't even fixed this shit

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[-] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 9 points 2 hours ago

Microsoft successfully converting a generation to Linux one Log in at a time, I commend Microsoft for having a socialist agenda so secret they don’t even know about it.

[-] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 4 points 3 hours ago

Based only on how often I get dipshit prompts like this one, I must be one of the only people to keep hitting "No", "Never Remember Password", unchecking "Stay Signed in", disabling "Password Manager"

I have a fucking login. I remember my password. It would take 4 quadrillion years to bruteforce due to number of characters and character diversity. I don't need automated help.

[-] LaLuzDelSol@lemmy.world -1 points 2 hours ago

Yeah but that won't help you if your password gets stolen somehow and someone is trying to log in from India or something

[-] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 6 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

Yes it would be exactly the same actually, how would any of the things I described help in that scenario?

[-] MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml 7 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

That you own media you bought.

After that, "I have read and agree with the terms and conditions".

[-] Klear@lemmy.world 3 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

Here's a reminder to sign this initiative if you are a citizen of EU and spread the word about it everywhere if you are not!

[-] JackLSauce@lemmy.world 7 points 6 hours ago

If the other comments knew the details, the response would be terror not annoyance:

Management types in smaller, growing businesses are shockingly susceptible to the promise of "cleaning things up" by making everything a "Microsoft shop", even when that means transferring data and control to Azure (competitors also try but MSFT almost always wins)

They're happy, they own nothing and they don't even it

Note: this is largely referring to corporate accounts

[-] captnanonymous@lemmy.world 15 points 8 hours ago
[-] werefreeatlast@lemmy.world 12 points 8 hours ago

Death by 1000 sign-in screens.

[-] fin@sh.itjust.works 24 points 11 hours ago

I switched from Windows to Linux yesterday.

[-] DannyBoy@sh.itjust.works 14 points 8 hours ago

Still get this on Linux for school and work emails.

[-] sag@lemm.ee 21 points 11 hours ago

Cool, But I still need it for my Minecraft account

[-] don@lemm.ee 2 points 2 hours ago

You pays your money, you takes your choice.

[-] umbrella@lemmy.ml 10 points 10 hours ago
[-] sag@lemm.ee 7 points 10 hours ago

I was but I play multiplayer mostly.

[-] Brahvim@lemmy.kde.social 1 points 9 hours ago

So you on Bedrock Edition...?

[-] jim3692@discuss.online 2 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

Java has multiplayer as well, and not all servers allow cracked Minecraft. There are "online" servers (that require you to buy the game) and "offline" servers (that allow everyone).

[-] sag@lemm.ee 6 points 9 hours ago
[-] brey1013@lemmy.world 4 points 9 hours ago

Must be nice.

[-] I_Miss_Daniel@lemmy.world 60 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago)

Sorry. You're not a tenant of this place. Maybe try another account with the same email address but a different password that is from a home or work or student or was made by your employer or by you or is attached to your domain name, and give us the code on your authenticator and the one we just pretended to email you and sorry something went wrong and we need to quit and you need teams classic or modern or your OneDrive for business or personal or the sync service isn't running..

Or local account.

[-] Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc 41 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago)

Apple*: We care about your privacy.

*or basically any company that collect data

[-] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 6 hours ago

Apple is way more privacy conscious than Google, which I appreciate.

[-] MotoAsh@lemmy.world 2 points 54 minutes ago

Google is literally anti-privacy so... "better than google" is ... still not necessarily good.

[-] flicker@lemmy.world 7 points 4 hours ago

The bar is in hell.

[-] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 35 points 14 hours ago

Please accept cookies from us and our 8,572 partners

[-] Thebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.world 10 points 11 hours ago

You can't use a VPN if it's not a company device, so we'll make it significantly easier and use a VDI.

First, open the client which will require you to log in and MFA via text. Then you select the one and only environment to connect to, which will require a log in. Once you are connected to a pool you can RDP into your workstation or servers, that don't retain usernames no matter how many times you try to save it.

Oh and for security purposes it has a 5 minute lock policy for RDP. And another few minutes for the VDI session so you'll have eto log back in twice.

[-] Stovetop@lemmy.world 5 points 9 hours ago

Don't forget you have to change your password every 60 days for security, and cannot reuse the last 5 passwords.

[-] Thebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.world 4 points 8 hours ago

15 characters minimum, with at least one upper case, lower case, number and special character with No more than 2 repeating characters

[-] umbrella@lemmy.ml 6 points 10 hours ago
[-] hOrni@lemmy.world 23 points 14 hours ago

Trickle down economics.

[-] praise_idleness@sh.itjust.works 4 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago)

Passkey(with Bitwarden/Vaultwarden), bro.

[-] Katana314@lemmy.world 3 points 9 hours ago

I’ve had a few sites ask me to set up a passkey, only for it to immediately break and fail to log in. For now, I’m giving up in the technology until it matures. They need to move beyond “It’s easy - just click once and you’re all set, nothing to configure” to acknowledging many of us use different browsers and devices by different manufacturers. I don’t want login locked to one device.

Passkey and blockchain wallets should merge

this post was submitted on 18 Oct 2024
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