I hate it only comes in black. One to match my tie-dye Crocs would be great.

https://solefully.com/products/a-10-warthog-set-for-crocs is not a joke, hate the lack of brrt in the real one though

One assumes it's either customary or law not to ask if it's not relevant.

The combination of suppressor and grenade launcher is certainly a choice.

At the very least I'm cool with not having her as my rep anymore, wish it was in a 'getting out of politics' context but I'll take what I can get.

If that isn't the dumbest thing I laugh at today it'll take something real impressive to beat it.

I was hospitalized for a seizure recently and the nurse ended up going and grabbing me a little silicon bubble fidget thing because I just couldn't stop messing with shit.

Edit: exact phrasing was "let me go grab you something to play with"

What's holding up the newspaper?

Well I needed that laugh today

For what it's worth the seizures and the Linux started about the same time it's just both have gotten SIGNIFICANTLY worse lately. Computer's running great, hate waking up in the ER though.

That may possibly be the dumbest thing I laugh at today. Thank you for that.

Well that's certainly not subtle for a long series of assassinations but we aren't entirely out of the realm of possibility that Russia's 'drunkenly falling out of a window' problem is simply way worse than the western world's and if I recall correctly our's isn't great.