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I think Mexican. There's tons of Asian dishes without any beans but so many Mexican ones have beans

"oh this potential terrorist is going to China? Better let them go and hope they succeed in attacking the Chinese"

I've heard that younger zoomers and younger are very gender segregated in social interactions. Friend groups are more singular gendered, parties will have less mixed gender conversations, etc.

It's possible that boys with a more active social life means they actually disproportionately interact with other boys more, while the online ones may actually interact with girls more, especially since lots more girls are in popular younger online spaces now like Tiktok and Roblox

They actually do just make spreadsheets and slideshows after reading financial numbers for 20 hours a day, it's pretty dumb

Because if they make MD (a senior title in I banking), they can make millions per year in their 30s

If they don't, they can exit to private equity, venture capitalism, etc. and also make stupid amounts of money

They chose this themselves instead of settling for a lower paying yet still very cushy finance office job

We have a lot of those on Twitter already sorry

Can I ask why you're in mutual funds?

I'm not too knowledgeable about all the passive long term investment options out there but afaik, there are only a few options that make sense depending on what you want:

SPY ETFs (or maybe some other broad American market ETF like QQQ) with low expense ratios and high volume since you can trade them intraday vs mutual funds where you can only trade them interday. I also believe you get taxed on dividends on mutual funds even if you don't sell? Whack

High interest/yield savings accounts for guaranteed low risk returns

Money market funds (can be better than savings account for potential tax savings due to certain states tax rules and government obligations)

Because their jobs are sitting at a desk all day playing video games talking to a bunch of children in an Internet chat room

You either have to be fucked up to be able to do that job or that job will eventually fuck you up

Same reason why tech bros are all incels

Absolutely, they're valued at 300B rn with insane losses and not that much revenue. Definitely the most overvalued company since Tesla

They're unironically priced at having a non zero chance of achieving AGI within the investors lifetime lmao

It's the next level disruptive innovation in car safety. Instead of crumple zones, it has disintegration zones

Missed an opportunity to replace Russia with Hamas tbh, if I was an evil fuck I'd do that