In the 2000s we had AdSense. So now we're getting... AISense?
Whenever I get lazy I just throw some seasoned chicken drumsticks in my airfryer and then add some Uncle Ben's rice. Almost 0 effort.
There's also group C which I was part of, you just say that you just pooped or scratch your butt whenever they ask you to load/unload and they'll immediately offer to do that for you instead.
I believe that's the Orangutan opening
It still works using just a web browser. Some might just prefer a native app, which Google is currently rolling out.
I love it, I use it on all of my devices at home and it works flawlessly.
Me see cat, me upvote 🐈
I don't have a Xiaomi tablet but you could try what has been suggested in this thread: https://old.reddit.com/r/miui/comments/18tz52u/how_to_remove_this_3_dots_new_in_hyperos_mi_pad_6/
This would be a meme by itself:
Or even better, just get a vibrating cock ring.