Amoeba_Girl

would you rather have a gram of gold or twenty hamburgers?

not a currency, and only stable in the form of 197 Au

Aw yeah time for the Great Libertarian Schism

Portraying America as an unstable and entitled mental patient I see

That's weird. I've heard you were a spambot.

not your peepee not your poopoo

In 2000, Saylor was charged by the SEC with fraudulently reporting MicroStrategy's financial results for the preceding two years. He later reached a settlement with the SEC for $350,000 in penalties and $8.3 million in personal disgorgement.

Saylor is a bitcoin advocate and under Saylor MicroStrategy has spent billions of dollars to purchase over 400,000 bitcoins. In 2024, he paid a $40 million fine to settle a tax fraud suit.

truly groundbreaking stuff

I'm honestly obsessed with it because it's so baffling. It takes effort to make your smile look this fake, and dedication to stick with it year after year. There's no way he hasn't been told how bad it looks, and how he could simply squint his eyes just a tad and it would look so much more natural. It's got to be a choice.

This is cool but will any of it explain the most pressing MrBeast question: why does he smile like that? I'm assuming it's because he's always thinking about how terrible a person he is.

the real question though is

who cares?

splurp juis